I am Legion. Although all the articles show as written by JChamber1, they are written by multiple GrapeDrinkers, who deserve credit for their maladjusted ramblings. :)
What I'm Reading
important books...
Subjects I'd Like to Learn More About
useless trivia
An Interesting Fact
Rub two stalks of asparagus together, if they squeak they are fresh...if they scream, you are on drugs. bad drugs.
You're just a waste of timeYou're just a babbling faceYou're just three sick holes that run like soresYou're a fucking waste...Oh you're useless and uglyAnd useless and uglyAnd I shiver and shakeWhen I think of how you make me hateI want to smash you to piecesI want to smash you up and screamingI want to smash you helplessDown on the floorSmash you until you're not here anymoreAnd I shiver and shakeShiver and shake(the Cure)-love,te Read Full Story
(Excerpt from US News & World Report by Sarah Baldauf Posted March 25, 2009)Alzheimer's disease and other dementias do a number on the mind and body of the individual with the disease and can also take a major toll on the health and finances of the individual's family. The Alzheimer's Association's latest annual report, "2009 Alzheimer's Disease Facts and Figures," documents the multilevel impact of the disease that 5.3 million Americans are living with today... Read Full Story
that's right folks, ILGD will not post any new posts after 041409. i'm happy to say that we irritated, provoked, offended and had fun, but it's time to fade away, like The Jets. we'll keep the blog up for archive purposes, but will focus our efforts on a new blog that is in the works. one that will make us lots of money and make us more famous than any one of the three Jonas brothers.te Read Full Story
Happy St Patrick's Day from ILDG! Here is what we have on our to-do list for tonight:1. Leave work early - It's an Irish holiday and we are all Irish today, even Kaiser Weinberg and InLimbo Hernandez. 2. Drink - Beer & Whiskey 3. Simple assault - Be it midget or hobo, we will be fighting it. 4. Drink - Whiskey & Beer5. Urinating in public - Sure, a bathroom would be better, but we piss where we vomit, which is on the way to another bar. 6. Wake up - Find bus money from shoe (t... Read Full Story
Greetings!Many of you know of the Darwin Award, which salutes the exploits of the stupid, but today we have some idiots who need a different sort of recognition. Something that speaks to their character, but that is also snazzy, perhaps with a Latin flavor (like the dead language, not like Ricky Martin)....something like the Douchebagius Evilicus Award! (REVERENTIAL MOMENT OF SILENCE)... Ok, we're back. Who are these men that they warrant such an honor? The DEA nominees in question are Se... Read Full Story
When you can't find that dryer sheet you put in your load of laundry!!!What does Eeyore hate more than that?When you find that damned dryer sheet in your pants, while itching a new rash on your thigh!!! Read Full Story
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