Jenni-ology…I crack myself up!

Stole this from Marnie on Facebook....enjoy!

***********FOOD-OLOGY***************

What is your salad dressing of choice? Italian

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? I can only pick one? Lapita

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of? sausage

What are your pizza toppings of choice? Ew.

What do you like to put on your toast? I don't like bread.

***********TECHNOLOGY***************

How many television sets are in your house? 2

What color cell phone do you have? RED

***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Children, does that count?

What is the last heavy item you lifted? Colby.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? I've been knocked into a coma.

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? It would ruin the surprise.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Anything but MOM!

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Am I 12?

************DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own? Kris threw mine away. He said they were gross. BOOO!

Last time you had a run-in with the cops? ?

Last person you talked to? my mom

Last person you hugged? Meg

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season? summer

Holiday? My birthday. Yes it is holiday. Especially this year. I'm turning 30!

Day of the week? Friday

Month? July

**********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

Missing someone? Not really. I know where I left them! ; )

Mood? fussy

What are you listening to? Silence and the heater blowing.

Watching? Nothing.

Worrying about? school

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went to this morning? To the bathroom.

What's the last movie you saw? Quarantine. Dumb movie.

Do you smile often? I live with Megan, of course I do!

QUESTIONS

1) Do you always answer your phone? No, and I haven't cleaned out my voice mail either. If I want to talk to you I will call!

2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? Some dumbass who doesn't value their life!

3) If you could change your eye color what would it be? I am okay with me.

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? What's that?

5) Do you own a digital camera? I own two! Do I use them? No.

6) Have you ever had a pet fish? Yeah and the damn thing won't die!

7) Favorite Christmas song? Hark the herald angel sing....

8) What's on your wish list for your birthday? Another year.

9) Can you do push ups? I tried that and broke my rib. (jk)

10) Can you do a chin up?Yes, I can lift my chin up to put ice cream in my mouth!

11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited? Excited.

12) Do you have any saved text? Yes.

13) Ever been in a car wreck? No, but I had one run me over.

14) Do you have an accent? I do if you don't live in the Midwest. If you live in the Midwest then I don't.

15) What is the last song to make you cry? Don't know.

16) Plans tonight? Studying for midterms. I'm so cool.

17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? No. I have felt like the rock beat me into the bottom.

18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week. Nail polish, milk, and gas.

19) Have you ever been given roses? Yes. But it's not romantic when hubby brings them from the funeral home.

20) Current worry? I won't pass my midterms and I'll be forced to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life.

21) Current hate right now? Cold bitter Michigan.

22) Met someone who changed your life? My husband, my kids ( I kind of made them though), Marnie.

23) How did you bring in the New Year? As lame as possible.

24) What song represents you? No idea. You tell me!