People Who Accuse Me of Slowrolling: Get Your Head Out of Your Ass!

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I'm making this entry because I get accused of slow rolling quite often, usually by someone who knows how many tables I play & I think it's pathetic. If you know how many tables I play & accuse me of slow rolling you are probably mentally retarded & I would advise you not to play poker for money. I was just playing a $565. I was in the BB & it was folded to Dareyou2call, who is a donk regular. He had 2.5BBs before posting the SB & shoved. I had 66 in the BB & it took me a little bit to call because of multitabling. It didn't even take me THAT long. It's not like I went into my timebank or anything. Obviously I called & then I won the hand. Dareu2call proceeded to stay on the rail & berate me for slow rolling for about 5 minutes, despite the fact that I explained to him that I was multi tabling over 4 sites. He's also so briiliant that he thought there was no way that I could have that many tables going if I only had 2 going on Stars. I play 10-16 tables over 4 sites & play whatever games are most profitable. Sometimes that means I have no Pokerstars games going & sometimes that means I have 10 pokerstars games going. Get a clue. Also, even if you hated someone enough to slow roll them, slow rolling them in that spot makes no sense. They're likely to have an average hand that isn't very strong. They should know that you're calling w/ basically any 2 cards, so the amount of time you take to call shouldn't get their heart pumping like they have KK & you're contemplating calling their 4 bet w/ AA. Lastly, if I was going to slow roll someone I certainly wouldn't do it w/ a hand like 66 that is usually a coin flip. Get a clue. Don't hate me cause I take your money. Hate the zoo keeper that put internet connection in your monkey cage. If he wasn't so irresponsible you wouldn't even have the opportunity to spew off thousands of dollars online.

That is all. I'm out.

GL at the tables,
Hub








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