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"Mr. President, I rise today to introduce legislation to allow the Los Angeles World Airports to provide the Lennox and Inglewood School Districts, which lie directly in the Los Angeles International Airport's flight path, with noise reduction funds. Currently, an airplane flies a few hundred feet above the Lennox and Inglewood schools about every three minutes. The noise is deafening. It rattles windows, disrupts lessons, and makes it very difficult for these students to learn."--March 27... Read Full Story

Here is an example. This is an actual transcript of Mrs. Imelda Anderson's fifth-grade class for March 3rd, 2007. At 9:28 a.m. Mrs. Anderson is in the middle of a unit on the aftermath of the Civil War: "In our critique of Lincoln's address at Gettysburg, we begin with the famous preamble 'Four score and seven years ago.' What does that mean? Anyone? It means...[sound of British Airways non-stop to London on takeoff]...and that is why, by law, chickens cannot cohabit in the state of Arkansas... Read Full Story

"Mr. Speaker...a memo that was just released from the U.S. Justice Department...reveals procedure and criteria for arresting, detaining, prosecuting and deporting illegals that come into the United States. According to this memo, Texas prosecutors...do not prosecute illegals until the sixth offense. In other words, they have to come over, get caught; come over, get caught; come over, get caught; come over, get caught; come over, get caught; come over, get caught, and the sixth time our... Read Full Story

I must say, this is a gross oversimplification of an immigration policy that, I believe, is well-attuned to the political and practical exigencies of today's socio-market economy. I have outline the prosecutable parameters for multiple illegal entry into the United States. They are: 1st offense: Individual will be afforded: 1) return bus ticket to country of origin; and 2) 8 x 10" photograph of George W. Bush signed, "Come again ya'll! George 'That's El Presidente To You' Bush." 2nd offense... Read Full Story

"Mr. Speaker, today we will debate the emergency supplemental to fund our efforts in Iraq and in Afghanistan. Will it be an open debate? No. We will be operating under a closed rule with no amendments. Will it be a focused debate? No. Unless you believe that pork barrel spending on spinach farmers and peanut storage are critical to the global war on terror."--March 22, 2007. Read Full Story

Now hold on, Ms. Miller! I think you've been watching too much Cooking with Ann Coulter, specifically the show where John Edwards made a delightful Fruit Compote au Liberace. If the gentlewoman from Michigan had said "cherry tomatoes and goat cheese" or "stewed artichokes and croutons" or even "jicama with pickled ginger dipping sauce" I'd be right there with you. But peanuts and spinach? Not critical to the global war on terror? I was in Iraq just last month. Spoke to a Staff Sergeant Lyle... Read Full Story

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi was made an honorary Petty Officer 3rd Class in the U.S. Coast Guard for a day. Here she is shown next to the USCG patrol boat LIL' MISS ANNIHILATOR, which Pelosi christened. The majority leader got to "take the wheel" of the 87-foot cutter for a spin around Key West. "I had it up to 25 knots," she said. "Coulda done 30 but we sucked some Colombians up my intake. Forty kilos. Prime ganga. One of'em tried to take the 50-caliber away from me. Got a free Ka-Bar tatoo... Read Full Story

"Madam Speaker...Poor political leadership and gross mismanagement has put America in the middle of an increasingly violent religious civil war. Our troops completed their mission. They removed a brutal dictator, and through $400 billion of our hard-earned money and our brave men and women's blood, sweat and tears, we gave the Iraqi people the hope for a better life through democracy. This week I am going to vote to give the President the money he requested. But for the first time, we have... Read Full Story

Blank checks? Please. This check is clearly made out to George W. Bush. Not Dick Cheney. Not Halliburton. Not "The Bush Twins." Not "The Crown Prince of Dubai," whom, I might add, could really use the extra cash. No, it is made out to the President of the United States and dated April 3rd, 2007--if you wouldn't mind just holding on to the check 'til then Mr. President, we'd appreciate it. The money is on it's way. The check is signed--"110th Congress"--and we even provided a little reminder... Read Full Story