Let me preface this by saying that I'm Lady GaGa's straightest fan, and I wish her nothing but the most complimentary bottles of red wine and the most glamorous inhalants eBay can buy. But even we ridest and dyest of fans have our, "ugh ok Lady GaGa" moments. The whole "I'm bisexual too!" thing was taxing. I was pretty eh on the sparkler bra gag as well. It felt like it had been done before, and I don't care whether it Has Been Done or merely Should Have Been Done, Lady GaGa's appeal is ... Read Full Story
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Brief FListed hiatus guys. Sorry! What is the meaning of this? What is the meaning of anything? I don't know. I don't have answers, just this hilarious compilation of Roger Sterling zingers. They're great because a lot of them aren't even that witty. He just delivers them like, "I just crushed you with the most confident insult ever," and you know what, I'm sold every time. "Well I know where you'd be!" Good one? Good one.
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...I figured you might want to know that d*cktowel.com is now live. My roommate Dan who also works for the internet looked up the URL last night during the show. There was no site ("Did you mean 'd*cktrowel.com'?"), but he checked again today, and whoa, so many MS Paint penises! Includes a bonus video from the Always Sunny dudes. "A girl with the towel on works too."
As the site exhorts, "Join D*ck Towel Nation!" It appears you can actually order as well.
Nothing about this is safe fo... Read Full Story
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FListed friends Heeb Magazine are hosting a big Jew party on Christmas Eve, "Heebonism," in a bunch of major U.S. cities. It was featured on the Travel Channel's Extreme Wild Parties, so there's that. Vid above, tickets at Heeb.
Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape Details. (Bossip)
Meryl's Middle-Aged Threesome Party. (FilmDrunk)
Paz de la Huerta Naked in Some Movie Called "The Limits of Control" of the Day. (Drunken Stepfather)
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Ah, the British. Give Britain's millions of wayward youths (chavs, wankers, you know the ones) credit for doing their darnedest to erase the international Anglo image of expensive hats, peerages, and porcelain clocks. In ten years, when we think "U.K." it'll be casual sex, knife fights, and reckless drinking. This story more or less summarizes the story of Future Britain: Miss England, Rachel Christie, attacked Miss Manchester, Sara Beverley Jones, in the wee hours at a nightclub.
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Tonight at 10 (British o'clock) on Sky 1, professional chatter with the dead Derek Acorah is going to hit Michael Jackson up on his Heaven Nextel! "Michael Jackson: The Live Seance" will be held "on an island ... in a secret location familiar to Jackson."
"We have chosen genuine Michael Jackson fans and people who knew him throughout his life to take part in this event," Howell added. "Derek will also have a personal item from Michael Jac... Read Full Story
God, you are so lazy! The Vertical Bed, an apparatus that allows you to sleep upright on the go, has just been designed and tested. You assemble it, affix it to a subway grate, put on your white noise headphones and opaque sunglasses, and you're good to snooze. Is this completely idiotic or do I want it very much? It's not at all clear. No more getting winded on the walk home from Arby's, America!
Sped-up video of a guy taking a 40-minute stand-nap in the middle of Manhattan. No one p... Read Full Story
A Small Collection of “After Party” Shots. (Uncoached)
*Bossip Exclusive*: One NBA Player is Cheating with Another NBA Player’s Pregnant Fiancée! (Bossip)
"This Is It" Soundtrack at Number One. (FilmDrunk)
Midnight T&A: Genevieve Godbout. (Celebslam)
Sex, Lies & Videotape: Celeb Porns We Never Got To See. (The Frisky)
Is Chris Brown Stealing Rihanna's Thunder? (PopEater)
Miranda Kerr - November CS - HQ Pictures. (UseMyComputer)
So Much Beer… GONE! (Hail Mary Jane)
Megan Fox R... Read Full Story
