These are from Reebok I think. I didn't take the picture, and I only bought one. I bought the one in the middle. My thought on that is, I don't want the easy one - I'll do it a few times and give it away. I don't want the hard one, I won't be able to do it and I'll give it away. Something tells me that I'm the Momma Bear in this Goldie Locks story of exercising, and I want the one in the middle! I want the one that will pull a little, hurt a little, be a little bit of a challenge, and then... Read Full Story

Picture of Danny being  Steven Hyde and Ashton being Michael Kelso of That 70's Show, I didn't take the pictures. When I watch that 70's Show I can't help but laugh or maybe the proper "OLD" word is chuckle, because they've completely researched some of the really minute details to the point that Kelso can come running up through someones garage and say something so random, but it hits home immediately. If you're young and you don't get it, but your parents are rolling over laughing, the... Read Full Story

(Feeling a bit poetic today - this one was written a few years back) Fire's Breath I arch my body toward the stars To feel your hand in touch To whisper words you cannot hear But words transformed in love I reach to hold your firm strong arms To press you even closer To hold you fast within my loin I celebrate my lover Tonight resounds within my mind A vision - impressions Tomorrow's love, soon foretold With sweet anticipation Keep me sheltered in your soul Your thoughts dear - caress... Read Full Story

Heck yes I want this! Yes, yes it is true. I'm thinking of paying the $$ to get a official gold-gilded stripper pole installed right in the bedroom for so many reasons. First, you haven't seen a woman dance erotically and as sensually as you'll see her partnering up with a pole - think about it, she can hold onto it with at least one hand to steady herself when she's really serious about - well, going down and slowly rising over and over again to build up those hard to reach muscles on... Read Full Story

I can wear the size 12 jeans, but I want the 8. I can wear the medium t-shirt but my boobs are still too monstrous...not happy with them, so if you want them let me know and we can go to the doctor and I'll simply donate them to you. I don't care WHAT you do to them after they're off of my body OK? Water. Check! I'm drinking 80 ounces a day. Green Tea? YES. I'm eating more than 45 grams of fiber every day - much more than the minimum requirement. I'm the fiberiest eating idiot out there - no... Read Full Story

The Diva Dog with her Manager/Advisor Mike Maguire. This blog won't be that long. (hahaha) I wasn't impressed with the show the first week, but promised myself that I would "be there" for Ron and Tillman. Now, as it turns out, I'm being there for Bill and Star as well, seeing how my ex-agent (Hi Mike) now my Advisor Mike is Tillman's agent as well as Star's! I'm telling you, this guy is a no mutt! He's one of those big yellow dogs that lays out on the porch and over by the fire...he knows... Read Full Story

Laura reading and playing in Japanese Very interesting and strange dream last night. I couldn't get past part of it, most of it played out like a movie as they usually do when I'm dreaming. I don't always have a clean start, sometimes having to guide the dream from when I realize I'm dreaming. Last night was fun, but a bit off center. Laura called me to let me know that she had been taken. She was younger than her 19 years, maybe 10 or 11. She was being held by a woman who owned "The... Read Full Story

________________________________________________________________________________ You cant' call them Canadian Geese anymore. Someone up that way took offense, or perhaps it was someone here in Oklahoma who noticed that they don't actually live in Canada, they poop their little green mess right here in the Heartland, so they could and should be called Okie-Geese. I think it's funny to see the masses increase in the area that is my "backyard". I claim it although its a commons area, it's MY... Read Full Story

OU Baby! OU! (Oh, and yes, there's Gary and the Lt. Dan Band) OK...you know, a girl has to make decisions in her life. Being from Oklahoma there are a few things that you just don't have to question: Yes, there will be tornadoes in May. Yes, there will be football in the fall! Same thing, storms all around us. When you live and breathe Sooner air you realize that anyone anywhere asking you to compromise your Soonerdom is really not worth talking to. Last year I had to miss the Missouri... Read Full Story

I love Billie Letts! What Billie doesn't know is that I have been living somewhat parallel to her for years. That's probably why I like her so dang much. I am an English Professor, she is too. She calls herself an instructor because she didn't get the PhD, but she has a Masters in English like I do, and we both taught composition in colleges in Oklahoma. She taught a few more years than I did - I have to give her that. We're both writers, and we both love Tulsa. If someone asks me where... Read Full Story