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NickMom — Step 1. Slide left strap over left shoulder. Slide right strap over right shoulder. (Note: Step 1 may require dislocation of shoulder. This is normal.)
Step 2. On front of carrier, put the deal into that clicky thing.
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The COMPLETE SET OF HELPFUL INSTRUCTIONS over at NickMom.
Filed under: Dad Stories / Parenting , Humor Columns , NickMom Tagged: babies , baby carriers , dads , kids , moms , parenting Read Full Story
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NickMom — The baby is coming! The baby is coming! And your world is a blur of excitement and joy and harmony! But HOLD UP — what about the other child that already lives in your house? OH YEAH. THAT GUY.
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I mean, if you have to watch all those delivery videos then everyone should watch all those delivery videos, right?
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Read the full list at NickMom.
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Published to Kanye West
Read the full unprecedented artistic version via NickMom .
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Published to Jimmy Buffett
Florida Times-Union — Jimmy Buffett has scored unimaginable bank as king of an empire that encompasses music, restaurants, apparel, shrimp, tequila, casinos and whatever industry puts blowup pools in the back of pickup trucks.
But before he was able to convince untold thousands of concertgoers in suburban amphitheaters and basketball arenas they were actually watching the sun drop in someplace like Tahiti, Buffett really was a struggling, easygoing and fairly well-lubricated storyteller... Read Full Story
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Published to Jimmy Buffett
Island Packet — Mick Jagger has Keith Richards, Bruce Springsteen had Clarence Clemons. Jimmy Buffett’s onstage foil/sidekick has for decades been a very large, congenial ginger named Mac McAnally.
With a massive helmet of Hagar the Horrible-thick hair, dry-rubbed Southern wit and considerable tallness, McAnally does not exactly fit into the Caribbean-escapist vibe conjured up by Buffett’s beach blanket blowouts.
But since the 1990s, the Mississippi native has served as Buffett’s onstage... Read Full Story
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It's shocking how much time was not needed to locate this image
GateHouse — You know what Facebook could use is an increased level of unprovoked information about people’s kids, and before any of you jumpy gophers who leave a Facebook tab up “at work” to pounce on posts/comments like rabid animals get all “snarky” and “sarcastic” and “busy with quotation fingers” I know I put kid pictures on Facebook all the time too; I am not saying that I never do it or you should never do it... Read Full Story
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Science, yo
GateHouse — IMPORTANT AQUATIC ANIMAL POLL / DRINKING GAME, DEPENDING ON WHAT TIME IT IS ON YOUR INTERNET:
Would you rather find yourself swimming in the ocean with a shark that is a hybrid of two other sharks , or a crab that has been named after American acting treasure David Hasselhoff? And no you can’t say both, no matter how currently paralyzed you are by the urge to do so.
Before you make your decision, let us realize first that the ocean is, of course, filled shelf to... Read Full Story
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NickMom — They’re pretty much the Hall and Oates of digestive tract-themed improvisational dinner music. Head over to NickMom for the list. Filed under: Dad Stories / Parenting , Humor Columns , NickMom Tagged: dads , kids , nickmom , parenting Read Full Story
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You can find me in da club
GateHouse — I don’t know about you, but I spent New Year’s Eve getting hammered at White Castle. Ha! That’s a joke, of course — as I’ve somehow ended up with children living in my home, what I actually did was nothing! Well, at least nothing that required me to apply pants that aren’t operated by a drawstring.
But if I had gone anywhere, it would have been to The Castle, because according to a newspaper article that has been received by the Vrabel family with... Read Full Story
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This photo is not at all interesting to the average impressionable 7-year-old or anything.
GateHouse — The 7-year-old and I have been watching a lot of “MythBusters” lately. which is, needless to say, a fantastic idea when parenting a second-grade super-absorbent spongeperson who enjoys explosions and fire and large trucks crashing into other trucks to create explosions.
I justify this regular explosion exposure by sitting next to him and occasionally shouting “Science!” like the guy in... Read Full Story
