When Geoffrey didn't answer my call I texted him this...

Dear Geoffrey,I attempted to call you but you did not answer the phone. Therefore I am left to draw one of three conclusions. 1) Your phone fell into radioactive goo transforming if into a robot and being tired of your ceaseless demands of calling if ran away. 2) Due to an icreased amount and volume of you giving shoutouts to people you know across large rooms you have shouted so loud you are