From the Press Democrat in Santa Rosa, CA comes a sad story, Woman tries to kill mice, shoots self. Well, maybe not sad. Sort of freaking hilarious actually. Somewhere a village is looking for its idiot.According to this story, a woman saw a mouse and pulled out .44 caliber pistol. That's a .44 Magnum. You know, Dirty Harry? Huge. Like a cannon. So anyway, she sees this mouse and decides to obliterate it. I mean a .44 for a mouse is like a nuclear bomb for a elephant. The bullet... Read Full Story
Not that I haven't *wanted* to do something like this, but this guy has completely lost it. Not only did he just lose his job, I think his last pay check might be paying some bills. That's money he'll need a lawyer for. Let's see: assault (about 10 charges for that), vandalism, anything else?What a nut job.http://view.break.com/513310 - Watch more free videos Technorati : bad day, bye bye, freaking out, loser, losing it Read Full Story
It doesn't get any better than this. No really. A hiney sprayer that gets 10-15 meters? A tush warmer? This is buttocks magic!Toilet paper is soooooo 20th century. Read Full Story
Here is a video on CNN about a guy who made his own sheep costume for Halloween out of cotton balls and then caught on fire at a bar. Yes, he went to a place where people were smoking wearing 100% cotton and glue.He's had skin grafts and is still having issues with burns over 45% of his body. I think there is a lesson here kiddies! Making your own sheep costume is baaaaaaaaad.Did you see that one coming? Read Full Story
A rivalry gone too far? Pepsi kicks Coke's ass? A pepsi driver attacks a coke driver in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Maybe they should cut down on the caffeine. Read Full Story
This is weird with a good twist. A vacuum salesman walks into a bar. Just kidding.A vacuum salesman knocks on a door. A guy answers and tell the salesman he can't afford a vacuum cleaner because he's saving for a kidney transplant. One thing led to another and the salesman gave up a kidney. Now THAT is a salesman!From CNN: Sales call leads to kidney donationThis guy should be banned from selling cars. He'd give his left nut for a camaro!Can you imagine this guy selling house... Read Full Story
NY City has admitted to illegally strip searching people who committed minor offenses. The searched are starting a class action lawsuit. A hand in the hiney for jaywalking? Touche!LewisC Read Full Story
Check out this video of a teen girl getting pepper sprayed by a copy. She was out after curfew and put up a passive/aggressive resistance. Finally after biting the cop, he smacks her and then pepper sprays here.I have to say that I think the cop showed a lot of patience. Watch the video from Breibart.comn Read Full Story
Not that there's anything wrong with that!What does New England and the South have in common? You might say nothing but you would be wrong. In this article Secessionists meeting in Tennessee, we learn that New Englanders and Southerners all hate the US Government."It doesn't matter if our next president is Condoleeza (Rice) or Hillary (Clinton), it is going to be grim," said Naylor, adding that there are secessionist movements in more than 25 states, including Hawaii, Alas... Read Full Story
