7 More Good Band Names

Pending
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In case you're thinking about dragging out your dusty guitar and playing at your neighbor's barbeque this Independence Day, Magick Sandwich has the ready-made band name for you. Culled from a very scientific investigation involving those Captcha words that one is forced to spell out in order to... ( This is a content summary only. Please click on the title link to read the full story.) Read Full Story
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Separate but Equal
Written on - Published to Weird and Wacky
I just want my opposable thumbs to get along. Read Full Story
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Summer of Sandwich: the Magick Lives On
Written on - Published to Humor and Satire
Today I declare my independence...from having to think of something new. A year ago, in desperate need of readers, I printed a copy of the following post and took it with me to a doctor's appointment. Great Gifts for Depressed Friends! Hey, everybody! Have you been struggling with what to get... ( This is a content summary only. Please click on the title link to read the full story.) Read Full Story
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Just Another Magick Monday
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newyorker.com Do you ever feel like this guy? More cartoons: My Favorite New Yorker Cartoon raison d'être ( This is a content summary only. Please click on the title link to read the full story.) Read Full Story
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Elton John, Funeral Whore, To Sing at Michael Jackson's Service
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Thursday evening, Elton John paid tribute to Michael Jackson at his annual White Tie and Tiara ball, dedicating his song "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" to the dead pop star. Few people know that Jackson was working on his own version of Elton's classic, tentatively titled "Please Let Your Son... ( This is a content summary only. Please click on the title link to read the full story.) Read Full Story
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Twisted Product of the Week: Latisse
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It's FDA-approved and has Brooke Shields as its "compensated spokesperson"--it must be a miracle product. What is it? It's Latisse! According to the print and TV advertising, this product is for "inadequate or not enough lashes." It's nice of them to want to include customers who don't know what... ( This is a content summary only. Please click on the title link to read the full story.) Read Full Story
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Farewell
Written on - Published to Farrah Fawcett
Last month, People magazine editor Larry Hackett told the New York Times' Generation B columnist Michael Winerip, “We’re....on Farrah watch. At this point Farrah has to die. It’s the only cover left for her.”So, Larry, roll out that cover you've had saved for months and prepare for sales numbers even higher than the record number Farrah gave you in 1979. Miss Fawcett has left the building. Speaking of which, I'm already wondering what kind of puns we're going to see o... Read Full Story
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Still More Quotes of the Day
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I have nothing to say but it's okay. Here at Magick Sandwich, we plunder others' words for your edification and enjoyment. Today's first quote is a two-fer. I am a proud non-reader of books. -- Kanye West My book is a guide to creating then celebrating your moment! -- Kanye West West is... ( This is a content summary only. Please click on the title link to read the full story.) Read Full Story
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Your Hamptons Summer Rental
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Good news, Little Edie fans! Grey Gardens is available for rent this Labor Day weekend. Its new owners have cleaned up a bit and rental for the weekend will set you back $30,000. But there is one ironic house rule: No Pets. ( This is a content summary only. Please click on the title link to read the full story.) Read Full Story
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Stealth Porn
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I find exercise videos and instructional manuals offensive. They're so graphic. Read Full Story
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