teach yourself ... number five

i'm still building up my library of teach yourself books.
thanks for recent contributions, which i have now acquired.
but i now have a whole new shelf to fill, so ...

i wondered about...
teach yourself COMMUNICATING WITH FISH - imagine the look on your goldfish's face when you tell it you're just off out to the shops; and imagine the look on yours when it says bring me a mars bar, i'm sick to death of f%^&* ing flakes

teach yourself STOMACH PUMPING - forget dieting, just clear your tubes out once a week: be a great way to break the ice at parties too.

anyway, i'll keep scouring the bookshops, but if you have any more titles for my list, please just let me know.

ta ta!

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