Making Fun of Perez Hilton is Fun
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Amy Winehouse: George Washington on Crack
If George Washington and Amy Winehouse had a kid, and it happened to be a crack baby, this is what it would look like. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] Read Full Story
WALL·E (2008)
I decided to add my voice because this film is highly rated and I have never found myself at such odds with the majority of the IMDb audience. Spoiler at end. I read enough to see that I have nothing to add concerning its technical achievement, obviously well done. I am an avid science fiction fan (books and film) so I agree with those who find this story weak. I went because I wanted to Read Full Story
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)
The very worst moment of Star Wars: The Clone Wars occurs in the very first five minutes. You see I was aware that John Williams' Star Wars theme tune was not going to be used, so I was prepared for it in some degree. The music they do use is bad, but it didn't throw me too much. No what did throw me, to the extent I actually wanted to walk out there and then, was the god-awful voice over that Read Full Story
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (2008)
Director Sanaa Hamri takes over for Ken Kwapis for the sequel to The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Bringing back all of the same characters from the original, the film does an exemplary job of telling a new story without requiring the audience to have viewed the first one. Unfortunately, the four interweaving trials of our slowly distancing heroines don't offer up any noticeably authentic Read Full Story
The Perfect Holiday (2007)
I saw "Perfect Holiday" and "I Am Legend" on the same day and to tell you the truth after the dreariness of "Legend", this was a nice movie to cheer me and my wife up. I mean we enjoyed Legend too, but this one made me feel better with the touching love story between Gabrielle Union and Morris Chesnutt and how the small children interacted in the movie. The story line was predictable going in Read Full Story
Garden State (2004)
I really loved this movie. I mean, really. So it surprised me to come here and find it rated so low. By no means is this a perfect movie. It can be slow or awkward from time to time and there are one or two moments that just don't work. But. By and large I was really impressed. It's a great little story with just the right balance of comedy and drama, full of quirky characters and interesting Read Full Story
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Dumb film (especially the climactic scene) but I thought Cole Hauser and Thom Barry were acting their pants off. I saw Hauser in Pitch Black and he was okay but blown off the screen by Vin Diesel. There was nobody in this film to blow him away. I'm really glad I didn't pay to see this in a cinema because there was nothing but the driving to commend it. Okay, there was the always valid Read Full Story
Wild Wild West (1999)
`Wild Wild West' joins an increasingly long list of big bloated blockbusters, movies made for no possible reason beyond grabbing a quick summer buck yet which, ironically, by their very cynical and slapdash nature, utterly fail to connect with even the least demanding of audiences. The result is a multi-multi-million dollar debacle that leaves studios searching for answers and audiences Read Full Story
The 13th Warrior (1999)
I guess every region has its own legends and saga's, but I've always found the Scandinavian legends about trolls, monsters and ghosts even more intriguing and interesting as ours. It's no wonder that these people have created these legends once. If you've been there and if you've seen the impressive nature with its immense forests and lakes, the fact that the sun never rises in winter and stays Read Full Story