Don’t play this one for your mother

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From: turetzkysyndrome.com

Don’t play this one for your mother

Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1

Almost two years after the infamous 9/11 release of The Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1, the reviews keep rolling in.

Let me just flip through some of the reviews here…hmmm, don’t have any. Must have misplaced them.

Fortunately, though, Red’s timeless comedy still rates with “world-traveling German mother of two (beagles)” and prolific epinions.com author knotheadusc, whose July 19 review raves, Red Peters and friends at their absolute raunchiest!!! [exclamation points added].

The indefatigueable knotheadusc (not her real name) devotes a sentence or two to all 19 tracks on Red’s funny, funny, compilation, and says this about my own Her Shit Don’t Stink:

Ken Turetzky sings a somber number called Her Sh*t Don’t Stink, a harmonica accented song about a woman who thinks she’s better than everyone else. I bet a lot of us know someone like this. I like the way Turetzky sings this song, almost with a slight snarkiness that makes me think someone special inspired it.

Filthy and filthier

Best Of earns a Product Rating of 4.0 (on a 5 scale). Over the course of two paragraphs, knotheadusc progressively describes the album as: explicit, sick, twisted, filthy, disgusting, filthy, crass, vulgar, disgusting, filthy, vulgar, raunchy, raunchy and filthier.

Filthy wins, with disgusting and raunchy running a respectable second.

“The Bottom Line,” she writes: “Don’t play this one for your mother.”

Now you tell me! My Mom adds another complaint to the reviewer’s list: Where did we go wrong?

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