Sorry the posts haven't been as regular this week. There's something big in the works, though, and you'll probably know by Thanksgiving. Read Full Story

"I got nowhere to go, Jaime. In fact, I'll move in if you want me to!"-Turtle, to Jamie-Lynn SiglerTurtle: You wanna hide me, consider me hidden!Jamie: Seriously, I eat here all the time.Turtle: Really?Waitress: Hi Jamie baby, how you doin'?Jamie: Really.Turtle: Why'd you call last night?Jamie: My therapist says I'm attracted to losers.Turtle: Lucky me!E: That's quite an entrance, Ari.Ari: It's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to this kraut director!... Read Full Story

Another good episode. Not enough of Dwight in this episode, though it was nice to see more of Oscar. Here are the quotes (sorry they're out a bit late):"In Japan you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment. In Italy you must wash your hands after going to the bathroom. This is considered to be polite."-Michael"I have always been intrigued by all things international: the women, the pancakes, The Man of Mystery."-MichaelMichael: Meredith, I would like you to p... Read Full Story

For the past two days, we've been working feverishly on the first annual NFHell Mock Draft Database. This is a compilation of what player and pick mock drafts are projecting to each team in the league. People have done this for individual teams (like NEPatriotsDraft for the Pats or HailRedskins for the 'Skins), but no one has done it for every team...UNTIL NOW!!! Check back often to see who mock drafts from around the Internet have your team picking.Check it out here. Read Full Story

Sorry to skip out on you guys two weeks in a row, but NO PREVIEW AGAIN!!!It's not 'cause I'm lazy, though. I'm working on something BIG that will be TEN TIMES BETTER than a preview when I'm done, probably by tonight or tomorrow. I'm sure all twelve of you are on pins and needles. On to the picks:Patriots over Jets - Cassel has put together his two best performances in his last two games, and look for the improvement to continue. Also, the Jets have not faced a defense ... Read Full Story

I went around to five major mainstream media sports websites, and compiled their NFL week 11 power rankings to create the ultimate power rankings. This list will be updated weekly, and anytime there is a change to these sites' rankings. Check it out here. Or just click the logo. Or the link below the logo.Check out the full rankings here. Read Full Story

With nine games in the books, the playoff picture is becoming clearer each week. We finally know who's for real, and I'm guessing we could call 10 of the 12 playoff teams right now. Given that, here's the top 5 potential matchups we could see at this point:Nowhere near the top five: Baltimore Ravens vs. Tampa Bay BuccaneersThis matchup would guarantee that one of these teams will have won the Super Bowl twice in this decade, and no one...will...care. Adding to the lack of intrigue... Read Full Story

This is the weekly stock watch. These are 10 players, teams, coaches, and everything in between that either dramatically rose or fell in stock this week.To view older articles, visit the archives.UPJulius Peppers, DE, Carolina PanthersWhile teammate Jake Delhomme was turning in an avert-your-eyes awful performance, Peppers tore it up against a Raiders offense that was held to historic lows last week. Despite the quality of his opposition, Peppers' 3 sacks and 2 forced fumbles should not g... Read Full Story

This is the weekly awards watch. These are the leading contenders for each of the major awards, as well as runners-up.To view older articles, visit the archives.Most Valuable Player1. Adrian Peterson, RB, Minnesota Vikings - Maybe it's a little premature to move him into the #1 slot, but in a one-point victory, his team needed every yard he got.2. Kurt Warner, QB, Arizona Cardinals - In a tougher-than-expected home victory, Kurt Warner came through in the absence of the running game.3. Al... Read Full Story

Another solid episode. Here are the best quotes.E: F--- Seth Green!Drama: Yeah, I still got a piece of his friend's tooth stuck in my knuckle!Drama: There's the director.Turtle: Should I just gun it and run him over?Drama: Or should we take the slow and painful approach and piss in his O.J.?Ari: We have a meeting with Andrew, and we have three hours to make him look like an agent from this side of the hill!Lloyd: Extreme makeover, Lloyd-Gold edition! I'm so excited!Werner: Who are... Read Full Story