Entourage Quotes: Season 5, Episode 10

Another solid episode. Here are the best quotes.

E: F--- Seth Green!
Drama: Yeah, I still got a piece of his friend's tooth stuck in my knuckle!

Drama: There's the director.
Turtle: Should I just gun it and run him over?
Drama: Or should we take the slow and painful approach and piss in his O.J.?

Ari: We have a meeting with Andrew, and we have three hours to make him look like an agent from this side of the hill!
Lloyd: Extreme makeover, Lloyd-Gold edition! I'm so excited!

Werner: Who are you people with?
Turtle: We're with Vince!
Drama: Werner, I'm Vince's brother. You might recognize me from -
(Werner walks away)

Ari: What time is the luncheon? I'd love to show up!
Babs: Um...there's no men allowed.
Ari: So it's more of a rug-munhing than a luncheon!

Seth Green: You should call Sloane, and you should tell her to call me, and have her ask me to do your show!
E: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

Sloane: Do you have a girlfriend?
E: Actually, I have a fiancee. We're getting married. June 6th.
(Sloane is taken aback)
E: I'm just kidding! I wanted to see if you still cared.

Charlie: Yo, f--- you crew-neck wearin' motherf---ers, I just got my own TV show!

Vince: I really don't see a head tilt!
Werner: Shall I get a protractor? It's there!

"She went out and found herself a man to partner up with and look what she made of herself! Cheers to you, Babs, and to all of you out there who have saddled up to powerful men to stand in our way!"
-Ari, at the women's-only luncheon honoring Barbara Miller

"Sorry ladies, I'd like to congratulate each and every one of you, but Barbara's cock is all I can handle right now!"
-Ari, "apologizing" to Barbara at the luncheon