Word up to all those who have found this blog lately. I'm amazed to say this thing has gotten 1200 visitors already (that's right I started the hit counter at 1k so as to not look sad and lonely) and I only started it less than a year ago, and haven't even got 50 posts yet.. on the other hand there have only been about 10 commenters so all of you little anonomous spies can go suck it. Crash and Matt I am busy hunting down your phone numbers. Hit me up at lilnilhil at yahoo dot com... Read Full Story
Well I had this idea for a post arguing against the first fool who wrote an article saying that Bush would have a great legacy left behind as president. Yet a google search on "The Bush Legacy" all pretty much looks like this: No one to argue with. Maybe there are going to be 'revisionist historians' trying to make him look like an @wes0me l3@der#! and a er33t War Preznit!3%@ one day but I dunno.. David Broder and Robert Novak probably haven't got the creativity to spin that. Honestly... Read Full Story
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/23/beck.obama.media/index.html "And then you have the almost embarrassing way the media have gushed over Obama's trip to the Middle East. There were 200 requests for the 40 press seats available on Obama's plane, and all three top network anchors (Katie Couric, Charles Gibson and Brian Williams) made the trip and are broadcasting live from each country Obama visits. You can't buy that kind of publicity. And neither could McCain." Oh please. So no big shots... Read Full Story
Getting a big kick out of the McStupid these days. Here's a handy little post to look at next time McCootie wants to talk about how Obama hasn't served in the military "..while I was a P.O.W...." yes we know. You told us several thousand fucking times. Sorry but you're very old and that shit's irrelevent. Nobody gives a damn what happened in the Mexican-American war of 1843. When a Republican uses the phrase "Cut and run" or "Surrender is not an option" be sure to check and see if they... Read Full Story
http://openleft.com/showDiary.do;jsessionid=7CA5D73D3099EE23CB140090992E11FC?diaryId=7075 Yes I'm back.. regrettably. Grandfather has cancer, basically went to the E.R. the second we left for the airport, the tough old bastard. New York is hella expensive. DON'T ever stay at the Paramount. A box of shit in Times Square. DO eat at the Daniel. Bring lots of filthy money. Find a china-man at Broadway and Canal and let him lead you underground to buy knock-offs. Bring cologne because the whole... Read Full Story
On vacation for a few.. we fly into Laguardia and stay at the Bentley for two nights (You know how we do..) I've got reservations at the Daniel (pronounced "Dan-Yall" for saucyness) and Monty Python Broadway tickets. Then we train it over to Baltimore for my family reunion. Farewell kiddies. Read Full Story
One of the following will happen.. promise! -Tomorrow's meeting of the DNC rules committee will result in the awarding of half of Florida & Michigan's total delegates distributed evenly between Clinton/Obama. -Hillary will drop out early June. Yeah, like next Wednesday. -Obama will pick Richardson or Edwards as running mate. -McCain picks some total asshole for running mate. Lieberman? Who cares. -Obama beats McCain by 2 points in November, it's only that close because they try to steal... Read Full Story
All apologies for the lack of posting. I have a day job, and as Gary Schandling says: "I'm a full-time comedian, but in my spare time things bother me." The Primary run this year has been like a long rascist pub-crawl across America. First we have to hear everyone in New Hampshire's answer to this retarded lob of a question: "How does it feel to be the first Primary in the country?" And then the inevitable response: "Oh it's great! I'm proud of our state and the tradition we carry of picking... Read Full Story
