ELECTION 2008

ELECTION 2008

Wikizine covers Election 2008 as it pertains not to a specific candidate but more about technology used, policies, surveys and census. Cheers, Ane

It's the hatin, Stupid..

All apologies for the lack of posting. I have a day job, and as Gary Schandling says: "I'm a full-time comedian, but in my spare time things bother me."

The Primary run this year has been like a long rascist pub-crawl across America. First we have to hear everyone in New Hampshire's answer to this retarded lob of a question:
"How does it feel to be the first Primary in the country?"
And then the inevitable response: "Oh it's great! I'm proud of our state and the tradition we carry of picking the president and the weight our state holds."
You are? You're proud of the opposite of democracy. You're all gung-ho about disenfranchising the rest of the country because you're from tiny-assed New Hampshire. Thanks.
Has anyone ever been to New Hampshire? I mean besides driving through or flying over? No. There's nothing there. Nobody goes there. Little kids on trips with their family never have to pee in New Hampshire. New Hampshire, the first state to vote, New Hampshire, the last one you can remember when trying to name all fifty. Let's put them and Iowa in a box and bull-doze them into the sea.

..And now a few millenia later here we are..what's the matter with Kentucky? More-over, how can a Kentucky democrat vote for a woman who they know is going to lose the nomination? Oh.. right.. that.
I've been to Kentucky, and West Virginia, but I did not meet any black people. I don't think this scientifically says anything about those two states though, for instance I also did not meet any smart people. I know some of my readers will want me to cut some slack to the two most rascist states in the union, but tough. Kentuckians, you've been voting for white male republicans since the end of the dixiecrat era, and what has that gotten you? The lowest graduation rate, lowest per capita income, highest jobless rate. Shit, this year you topped the list for illiteracy, you fuckers can't even read and you think you've a right to be hatin' on black folk. What are you afraid they're gonna do? Break into your trailers, look around at all your dilapitated belongings and then steal your dip? Please stop voting.

Hillary isn't dropping out despite it being a mathematical impossibility that she can win. She says she wants Florida and Michigan to count so they aren't disenfranchised, I wonder what she'd be saying if she lost those two states. She also wants to not count the caucus states, cute move `eh? "Don't disenfranchise those two white states, disenfranchise those five.. they've got mexicans in them.. ewie!@#"
Hell... Obama was hardly even on the ballot in Michigan, and despite a pledge by all nominee's to not campaign in Florida, guess who rolled into my town the day before I voted for Obama?
At this point a black man is about to run against a white man to be your president for the first time. We can expect a whole hell of a lot of 'the stupid', and we must call a duck a duck everytime.
Make no mistake, failure to vote in a Democrat for president will result in more dead people all over the world. People you would never meet, people who don't give a shit about you and your rascist-assed ideologies. People that just want to be left alone so they can keep to their own rascist-assed ideologies.
But hey.. if that's your thing:
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