Random Notes

I saw Joe Jackson's "press conference" last night on CNN. He's giving a press conference about his dead son, and he opens it by plugging his new record label. What a vile, vile, despicable piece of shit that man is. I told my friend Nick: "You know, they should give those kids to Liz Taylor." Hell, Bubbles the Chimp would be a better guardian than that assclown.