Lil’ Wayne lost big at the cup game. Still can’t figure out out where the ball is.
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After an interesting game of, “which cup has the ball?” Lil’ Wayne leaves his purse to the street gamer and wishes he hadn’t smoked so much weed that morning. Read Full Story
105 year old Brititsh woman never had sex! Fingers stuck together permanently from masterbation.
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She found time to do other things like cooking, carving vegetables into erotic shapes, knitting, thumb wars, bathing, and reading The Art of the Shower Head. Read Full Story
OMG!!! Samantha Ronson in a bikini!!! :( Why not cute board shorts??
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Posted on October 11, 2008 by Patty That’s heartbreaking. I love them, and I love Samantha Ronson especially, but her in a bikini just isn’t right.  She looks ok, but little board shorts or boy shorts and a sports bra type bathing suit top would be the better choice.  Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)I’m in love with Samantha Ronson today! Filed under: lesbians | Tagged: Samantha Ronson, boy shorts, board shorts, bathing suit, heartbreaking « Miley Cyrus... Read Full Story
Miley Cyrus being slutty again! :(
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Posted on October 5, 2008 by Patty Yes, that’s a 15 year old in her panties. Where, what is her mother doing?!?!?! Stop her before something gets her pregnant! Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)David Lee Roth or Miley Cyrus??? Filed under: The Ho Show | Tagged: pregnant, Miley Cyrus, slutty, 15 year old in panties « Donald Trump shows off new wig at dog show, gets bum rushed by a chihuahua! Read Full Story
Donald Trump shows off new wig at dog show, gets bum rushed by a chihuahua!
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All that money and this is the best wig you can come up with? Read Full Story
Lance Bass makes the worlds most unflattering facial expression on Dancing with the Stars!
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Posted on October 1, 2008 by Patty Hahahah!! That’s “We’re going to Disney Land, happy!” Lance Bass and his gal dance-mate seem uber excited on this weeks Dancing with the Stars! Is that what crack feels like????  Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)Hotness Monday; Lance Bass, +moreLanceHTTP/1.1 PipeliningHollywood Celebrities Filed under: drugs, lovley has been | Tagged: Crack, Lance Bass « Kim Kardasian and her big fat ass get kicked off Dancing with... Read Full Story
Kim Kardasian and her big fat ass get kicked off Dancing with the Stars!
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In this image released  by ABC, reality TV personality Kim Kardashian, ...
Posted on October 1, 2008 by Patty FFFFffffaaaaarrttttttt!!!! Good bye Ms Kardasian, wedge your ass into a pair of spandex and head home!  You’re not a star anyway!  Everyone thought it would be Cloris Leachman going home, how does it feel to know you lost out to Cloris Leachman’s old ass!! Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: Cloris Leachman, Cloris Leachman's ass, Dancing with the Stars, Kim Kardasian, Kim Kardasian's ass, spandex « Looks like Kirsty Alley needs to call... Read Full Story
Looks like Kirsty Alley needs to call Jenny again :(
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Posted on September 30, 2008 by Patty OMG! What happened? Kirsty got into a tussle with something ugly and it gizzed all over her!!!!!!  Her being fat isn’t as sad as her sour puss attitude.  Filed under: lovley has been | Tagged: bitchy, fat, Jenny Craig, Kirsty Alley, sour puss « OMG!!! Look what BBC America is running next Sunday! :( Kim Kardasian and her big fat ass get kicked off Dancing with the Stars! » Read Full Story
OMG!!! Look what BBC America is running next Sunday! :(
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Apparently, there are lonely women and men out there who want a baby but not the hassle of actually having to keep up with one. So they shell out big cash for these rubber knock-offs!?!? Creeeeeepy!!! You know I can’t wait to watch! Read Full Story
Elizabeth Hasselbitch from The View with her ugly kid :(
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Posted on September 29, 2008 by Patty Look a republican with an ugly kid I hate her!!! Not as much as I hate J Lo, but this ridiculous white sack of cum makes me want to hit her!  Her kids fugalicious too.  The View sucks, she sucks, her view sucks! I’d rather listen to Whoopie Goldturd fart! Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)ELIZABETH HASSELBECK GOES NUTSMatt Hasselbeck’s Sister-in-LawCalifornia Cafe at MOA Filed under: not really famous | Tagged: Elizabeth... Read Full Story