I'm currently:Reading the Wolf at the Table by Augusten Burroughs.Freezing.In a state of mild depression which will escalate to severe upon the beginning of my two back to back double shifts.Overeating. On my couch. Cheese and crackers.Wondering why no one has called me tonight.Remembering that I am a lame piece of shit.Ceasing my wondering.Angered that my computer is about to die.Angered that one of the keys on my keyboard continues to fall off, in spite of me putting it back on every time I... Read Full Story

So, I think we've established my overall dissatisfaction with life in general. Yet, I still feel the need to elaborate.If karma exists, it just hit me really hard. In the arm. I think I pulled a muscle--not from any strenuous activity--but from carrying buckets of ice at work. It doesn't really hurt at all today, but at Lisa's sister's wedding last night, it was excruciating. I probably sound like a pussy. I probably am a pussy. However, I did take two Advil which, combined with vodka and cra... Read Full Story

If you watched Diva's live tonight, you'd understand why. She almost fell of the stage during her opening performance, then for the rest of the show wore a series dresses that made her look like a Brat doll. Read Full Story

Yeah. Anyone watch the Serena vs Kim semi? "If I could I would take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat. I swear to GOD!"Scary, but entertaining. I still love her. I do wish Venus took home the trophy, though.I bet more people saw Kanye rip the mic out of Taylor Swift's hand. I like Taylor Swift. I kind of didn't for a while because I just automatically associated her with Miley Cyrus, but she is really a non-rancid, nice individual. I like her song about how the kid she l... Read Full Story

Here is a list of 10 things/people that I don't associate with rancidity. I was extremely challenged by doing this.1) Friends. The show.2) Will & Grace. The first three seasons.3) Venus & Serena Williams. Even though they are rancid sometimes. But I still love them.4) Masturbating. Most of the time.5) Eating Pirate's Booty. It tastes awesome and it's not that bad for you. 6) Writing entries on this blog.7) Beyonce. Even though she does refer to herself as Sasha Fierce.8) Whitney Houston's sin... Read Full Story

Just read a blog about a guy who is trying to re-grow his foreskin. It was interesting, albeit kind of disturbing. However, I commend anyone who is comfortable enough with their own sexuality to discuss this matter in graphic detail.Back to college tomorrow. It should be interesting to see how my mind reacts to the prospect of learning. As of right now I am expecting it to aggressively reject all information. Read Full Story

How can I make myself more interesting? Should I “cultivate an eccentricity to make it seem to others that I am not completely devoid of personality” (a quote from Carrie on Sex and the City)? Should I develop a nervous tick? I already have social anxiety disorder (albeit, maybe not anymore). I guess that SAD is just not entertaining to people. Perhaps I should make it a point from now on to not jump around from topic to topic without any transition and also to put forth a little more effor... Read Full Story

The other day I realized that I've been writing about myself on the internet for almost 10 years. Since I am only 20 years old, that is a very long time.I simultaneously realized that for the duration of those 10 years, very few people have seemed to care about practically anything that I have to say.Therefore, I suck.Anyway, what's the point in stopping now? Here's to another 10 years of mediocrity!I return to school next week. Next Tuesday to be exact. Should be pretty moderately heinous. O... Read Full Story

The title of this blog post is brought to you by the movie August Rush. The main character in August Rush is Johnathan Rheys Meyers (I don't think I spelt his name correctly, but frankly it doesn't matter). He is hot.I'm unusually aroused today.It is now August. I find that rather disconcerting. Actually, I don't even really know what disconcerting means -- I think it means that it leaves me with an uneasy feeling... or that I am edgy. I often use words that I see many other people using with... Read Full Story

Goodnight.Working tomorrow. My mind rejects the idea and actual act of serving others food and drink. My body, contrarily, acts solemnly in obedience.It should be interesting to see how long I can actually tolerate this job. Read Full Story