Vanishing
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This site will vanish soon. It no longer interests me and it has never interested anyone else. I am just checking whether I could make it available for open posting. Read Full Story
An Old Trick
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The answer is, however, simple. Read Full Story
Burning Tiger Woods: A New Year Story in Pictures
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Tiger, tiger, burning bright We are ending our sponsorship agreement with you and wish you well in the future... In the forests of the night. What immortal hand or eye Dared frame your fearful symmetry? In what distant deeps or skies Burnt the fire of your eyes? On what wings did you aspire? What hand did dare seize your fire? And what shoulder and what art Twisted your sinews and your heart? And when your heart begain to beat, What dread hand and what dread feet? What the hammer? what the... Read Full Story
Just For You
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Happy New Year
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IS THIS LAWYER HAPPY? Why am I posting again? Simple. I am unhappy. So, I thought I'd share a little bit of my unhappiness around in the hope that unhappiness divided by you will become less. Oh, alright, I'm just asking for more shit. Post it. Go on. I love you too. Read Full Story
So, this is news? Bobbies Like a Bacon Sarnie? In a Nice Comfie Station? Instead of Going out in Nasty Cold Weather catching CRIMINALS.
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FURIOUS POLICE ARREST JACK STRAW A nice cup of tea and a bun as well, please. “Some police officers - whatever they may say - actually enjoy staying in the police station in the warm. We are dealing with human beings, but we are also dealing with the kind of discipline and culture in the police service.” Mr Straw added: “It is very striking around this country that if you go to one police force it is up for it, getting crime down and really motoring, while the adjacent force - serving very... Read Full Story
Hetty the Hotty Goes Mad Or Is It Someone Else Who Is Equally. Or Even More, Insane?
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Hi Steven My name is James Dean, and I'm your new best friend. I came across your blog while looking for something else, but you're perfect! Your combination of smug and needy is perfection! I'm going to follow every move you make. You will never be alone again! BTW, what is it with you and Hetty Baynes? Did she turn you down some time? Little case of hurt pride? Oh, and the novel-writing ambition - fab! - you couldn't make it up! xx 20 October 2009 00:31 Hi there, my new best friend. You are... Read Full Story
Hetty Baynes Again: Losing a Grip on Reality
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It seems that it is not only Chris Keil who wants to post inane comments to the Hetty Baynes blog: As there is no e-mail address to send you a discreet communication - I'm having to post it here on your site: What you have written is very distressing and unprofessional and an outright defamation of character towards someone who has done nothing to deserve your venom. I'm kindly asking you to remove them and request that you refrain from passing judgment on people or cases you know nothing... Read Full Story
The Meaning of Life
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Trust me to get it wrong. There I am (provoked by Chris Keil) banging on about the meaninglessness of it all and reading Climbing Mount Improbable (very good, get a copy) and the ten ton truck shows up. So now I am head over heels in love and every single moment in her arms is just stuffed full of meaning. Oh, well. Read Full Story
Blade Running
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I just woke up to hear that a lady's body has been identified by the serial numbers of her breast implants. Well, there's another chore to add to a would be murderer's checklist of things to remove: fingers, teeth, breast implants... Read Full Story