Hi StevenMy name is James Dean, and I'm your new best friend. I came across your blog while looking for something else, but you're perfect! Your combination of smug and needy is perfection! I'm going to follow every move you make. You will never be alone again!BTW, what is it with you and Hetty Baynes? Did she turn you down some time? Little case of hurt pride?Oh, and the novel-writing ambition - fab! - you couldn't make it up! xx20 October 2009 00:31Hi there, my new best friend. You are no d... Read Full Story
It seems that it is not only Chris Keil who wants to post inane comments to the Hetty Baynes blog:As there is no e-mail address to send you a discreet communication - I'm having to post it here on your site:What you have written is very distressing and unprofessional and an outright defamation of character towards someone who has done nothing to deserve your venom.I'm kindly asking you to remove them and request that you refrain from passing judgment on people or cases you know nothing about.... Read Full Story
Trust me to get it wrong. There I am (provoked by Chris Keil) banging on about the meaninglessness of it all and reading Climbing Mount Improbable (very good, get a copy) and the ten ton truck shows up. So now I am head over heels in love and every single moment in her arms is just stuffed full of meaning. Oh, well. Read Full Story
I just woke up to hear that a lady's body has been identified by the serial numbers of her breast implants.Well, there's another chore to add to a would be murderer's checklist of things to remove: fingers, teeth, breast implants... Read Full Story
Visit the Daily Mail website. It is an everyday example of why nothing matters. The news, for them, is how much bigger, or less big, Jordan's tits were yesterday than the day before. The news, for them, is how many more, or fewer, drinks Jade Goody's ex-husband had the night before.The Daily Mail is an easy target. The Daily Mail takes itself seriously but is in fact a shameful disgrace - as are all those who work for it, including its pompous self-regarding columnists: the opinion formers of... Read Full Story
Ok, I admit it. Chris Keil is not a dog; not even the very nice looking pooch portrayed in my last post. It was a cruel and inhuman thing for me to do to place that picture above those nasty derogatory coments. I was, of course, legless when I did it. That, as Mr Keil has insinuated, excuses everything. Read Full Story
Chris Keil cannot resist responding. Here is his latest:Anonymous Chris Keil said...I really want this to stop. I said I thought someone had used my name to post comments on your blog because I have absolutely no recollection of doing so myself. Maybe this was the result of inebriation so total that it has produced amnesia. I was not admitting to have posted this garbage, but apologising for it, in particular for it being so atrociously badly written.You were entitled to defend yourself, and... Read Full Story
I pause in relation to Chris Keil's comment that I am a "sad prick" who should "die, fuck off, both" to speculate whether he has got religion. Otherwise, I wonder how I could fuck off after I had died. I would by definition already have fucked off at the same time I followed his first instruction to die. Having fucked off this mortal coil it could only be my ghost that would be left to follow his second instruction. I do not believe in ghosts but it may be that Chris K... Read Full Story
On 20th May. Chris Keil said:Someone has used my name to post a comment, without my knowledge or consent. Could I ask you to remove it please.It was an obvious lie and on 22nd May, Chris Keil said:I deeply regret the appearance of these comments on your blog, but as they have the capacity to cause a good deal of harm to a number of people, I would ask you to delete them.Chris Keil has accused me of poor journalese. Well, could he please explain to me what moral authority he pretends to have (... Read Full Story
At last a picture of the outlaw Chris Keil, who wants this "sad fuck" to die.Chris Keil posted nasty stuff about me. Fair enough. He is entitled to his opinion. This site is about nothing if it is not about free speech.He just went too far when he said he wanted me to "die"Do his readers know the contempt in which he holds them?Do his readers know the contempt in which he holds free speech?Do his readers know the contempt in which he holds the little man (as opposed to him... Read Full Story
