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Heidi Montag showering herself off in a bikini
Had I known Heidi Montag was going to pose in her bikini in Costa Rica yesterday I probably would've laid off the bikini shots while posting about her lame as all hell Playboy shoot. But these are trials of... ...read full story Read Full Story
Gisele Bundchen has a baby bump
Gisele Bundchen may have denied reports that she's pregnant, but these pics taken in New York yesterday suggest otherwise. Of course, the only real way to know is by me conducting a pelvic exam, and listen, I'm not going... ...read full story Read Full Story
Paris Hilton's accountant: 'Doug's ripping you off'
This information puts a lot of things in perspective. Doug Reinhardt has been helping himself to Paris Hilton's credit card, and shortly before their breakup, her accountants gave her the heads up. The Chicago Sun-Times reports: According to reliabl ...read full story Read Full Story
Kate Gosselin spends 10th anniversary alone
Kate Gosselin spent her 10th wedding anniversary alone on Friday which seems perfectly healthy to me. If I ever stay married to someone for 10 years, I'd hope they'd be cool enough to let me spend our anniversary getting... ...read full story Read Full Story
Bethenny Frankel counts as a celebrity now
Because I don't watch any "Housewives" show that doesn't feature Bree Van De Kamp, I completely missed these shots of Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York) in a see-through top at the Appolo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala this... ...read full story Read Full Story
Jennifer Aniston breaks out the big guns
Jennifer Aniston apparently set her cleavage to "Fuck You, John Mayer" last night at the Women in Film Crystal & Lucy Awards because, for the first time in a long time, I'm looking at her without feeling like my... ...read full story Read Full Story
Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot is Jesus-friendly
Heidi Montag's upcoming Playboy spread is officially the most pointless thing in the world, according to TMZ: Heidi said although she exposed a lot of skin during the shoot, she still covered up the bull's-eyes on her moneymakers. She... ...read full story Read Full Story
Shauna Sand has nipples
Shauna Sand did some topless sunbathing in Miami yesterday and "accidentally" flashed some nip to the paparazzi. And I mean accidentally in the way that dollar bills sometimes fly out of my hand into the G-strings of strippers when... ...read full story Read Full Story
Carrie Prejean gets pissy on Today
- Carrie Prejean's leaked e-mails between Miss California director Keith Lewis prove she was a massive pain in the ass - with fake breasts, so let's forgive her! Sorry, reflex action. [The Blemish] - Rihanna and Chris Brown coincidentally... ...read full story Read Full Story
Megan Fox does Paris
Here's Megan Fox in Paris today as she continues the international promotional tour for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Does Shia LaBeouf even need to attend these shindigs? There're only two things people care about in this movie: Giant... ...read full story Read Full Story