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Welcome fuckers to my new review thingy bob. I'm taking films from back then and comparing them to their modern remake counterparts. Which really is the bst? Who really fucking cares but I have a bit of fun as I get to watch some more films than normal. So this is Versus and I'm starting off with an easy one but next week I'm tackling The Thing so come back for that one. Read Full Story

Loose, footloose kick off your Sunday shoes, Please, Louise pull me off a my knees,Jack, get back c'mon before we crack, Lose your blues now everybody cut footloose. There's no fucking doubt that Kenny Loggins was the king of the 80's soundtrack but reading these back they were pretty fucking shit. Thing is aside from the title track what do these two films have in common? So here it is my first Versus as I set out on a one man quest to discover whether remakes, reimaginings or whatever the... Read Full Story

And fuck me does he? I had severe doubts about this when I heard of it and the first trailer still left nagging doubts in my mind. Well today those have gone and I can't fucking wait. Andrew Garfield seems to have captured both his darkside and the humour that is associated to the web slinging arachnid man. Read Full Story

Finally an Avengers trailer that makes me somewhat harder than I expected. Most importantly that last bit just fucking rocks. AS Stark says "we have Hulk". Please hurry up May. Read Full Story

I'm not sure but this film could end up being the one that took the longest to make in history. I mean I reported this two years ago and I'm fucking way behind everybody else so what does that tell you? I'm loving this poster and check out the Palin poster in the background. Moose murdering Alaskan whore. Read Full Story

I get sent a few bits here and there from would be film makers but to be honest most of it I ignore unless it sparks interest in me and this one does. I love Alice in Wonderland and this looks like my version of it if I'd rewritten it in the early nineties. Bizzarely it also appears to star my cat Sox. I fucking knew that little shit was up to something. Furry little fucker. Anyway love to know what you think and fingers crossed I'll have a review soon. As always FOF promoting the little guy. Read Full Story

As this week heralded Chinese New Year I thought what better way to celebrate than with a countdown of ten of my all time favourite Kung Fu films. Sadly I won't be including any fat animated pandas or Belgian muscle heads but I can say that these are some of the finest Kung Fu films ever. Remember as always this is just my opinion but I'm generally right about most things. Kicking off (see what I did) are two of the highest kicking ladies in Martial Arts cinema. 10. Police Assassins (1985... Read Full Story

Well here we go again with more of Hollywoods proverbial arse licking in the quest for a little gold statue. I'm not going to sit here and give you a full list of nominees and to be honest you can find that fucking list anywhere on the lovely invention that is the internet so find it your fucking selves. What we can do though is have a quick look at the main contenders and a couple of surprise exclusions. First up and we have to say a big fucking wow as Hugo gets 11 noms. Fuck me that's... Read Full Story

I think everybody knows that I'm a very twisted and fucked up individual who likes films that push him or fuck with my head. John Dies At The End seems to be just my kind of thing. Watch and enjoy. Read Full Story

This one intrigues me and I can't wait to see the trailer but how I fucking hope it's not twinkling vampires like Hollywood has been giving us. Read Full Story