Main | Lethal Weapon 5 Is Defo On » George Romero is a fucking zombie legend, if he ever met some zombies I don't think they would eat his brains out of respect for his knowledge and love of the living dead. I never saw Diary Of The Dead, it just didn't appeal to me but I loved Land Of The Dead and the Dawn Of The Dead (as a writer) is one of my fav films ever.So when I heard that he is currently making another <Fill in the blanks> Of The Dead I could only smile and this time... Read Full Story

« Spy Photos From Island Of The Dead | Main | Jonny Depp To Get $55m For Pirates 4 - Fuck Me » It has been confirmed that Jew Hater is definitely back with Lethal Weapon 5. IGN ran an interview with Columbus Short confirmed he has a role in the upcoming film and hints that Danny Glover and Jew Hater will both be back. Lets be fair, only a prick would make Lethal Weapon 5 without Glover and Jew Hater.First Showing.net notes the plot rumours as:"The early rumors revealed... Read Full Story

« Lethal Weapon 5 Is Defo On | Main | Death Race 2000 Review By Me » Click to enlargeLook I have a lot of time for Jonny Depp, he has been a legend in some top fucking films, Donnie Brasco, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Edward Scissorhands etc etc but these are all oldish films, recently he keeps making shit, Charlie And The Shit Factory was total turd, Secret Window was guff and can fuck off and the Pirates franchise can kiss my fucking arse.Pirates of the Caribbean... Read Full Story

Main | You can't beat Norwegian Nazi Zombie Films » Click to enlargePaul WS Anderson made another shit film doing a remake of Death Race 2000 called Death Shit Race, I refused to see it as everything he has made since Event Horizon has been total crap. Drunkenmaster saw it and slated it, I didn't, what I did do was see the original fucking legend film.Death Race 2000 review Posted on Sunday, October 5, 2008 at 07:50PM by Mr Fuck Off in DVD... Read Full Story

« Death Race 2000 Review By Me | Main | Harrison Ford Confirms Another Shit Indiana Jones Film » Click to enlargeSeriously is there a better category of films that Norwegian Nazi Zombie? No way man! And of all the Norwegian Nazi Zombie films there have been Dead Snow looks like it will be the best ever. Go and watch the trailer for Dead Snow at First Showing.net now and then move to Norway, hook up with some Nazi's and then become part of the living dead... Read Full Story

« You can't beat Norwegian Nazi Zombie Films | Main | Zombie Strippers Review By Hollow Snake » Click to enlargeIndiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull was shit, total and utter shit, my actual description in the review was:It is almost like the film was based on a computer game, a shit one, in the bargain bin which no one wants because someone has shit in the case and closed it.I went with wench and I was so fucked off that Lucas had managed to fuck it up... Read Full Story

Main | Scorsese And De Niro Back Together » Click to enlargeOur newest reviewer, computer geek Hollow Snake has completed his first review for us and its right in there with the Fuck Off Film style. He even drops in a Jill Dando joke, oooooh, I don't actually get the joke but he is randomly insulting a treasured dead person, like it,So his first review is Zombie Strippers featuring professional 'fucker' Jenna Jameson.Zombie Strippers review. Posted on Saturday, October... Read Full Story

« Zombie Strippers Review By Hollow Snake | Main | Blind People Not Going To See Blindness » Click to enlargeLets be fair, De Niro is a fucking legend, lets also be fair by pointing out that the legend from Goodfellas, The Godfather, Casino, Mean Streets, Taxi Driver, The Deer Hunter, Raging Bull, Heat (fuck me what a set of films) has made nothing good in a while. Reviews of Righteous Kill are pretty ropey, The Score, Ronin, 15 minutes, Godsend, Stardust all fucking... Read Full Story

Click to enlargeThere comes a time in every geek’s life where you just have to leave the house. After hearing that the shit-eating scrote-sack duo, Ant & Dec, almost bought the big one at Kandahar airport in a missile attack by the Taliban, I assumed that I could once again reintegrate myself into a society that had no place for those Geordie cunts! My first stop was, of course, chilli-dogs and beer. My next stop, however, was the local “grindhouse” to see Jay Lee’s Zombie Strippers. Doesn’t... Read Full Story

Main | Yogi Yogi Yogi Yogi! » Click to enlargeHelp me out here but apparently the Blind Association in the States is protesting against the new film blindness by not going to see it. Silly question but would they not see it anyway?Apparently they are annoyed by the sensitive nature of the film, now fucking hold on a second, the film is about a contagious condition which makes people blind and has nothing to do with taking the piss out of blind people.Screenrush is reporting 'In... Read Full Story