toilet humor

i’ve always tried to keep things pretty legit on this site.  sure, sometimes things aren’t all that politically correct or i might dive into a gray area of something and give my opinion, but i’ve never been crude.  well, today that all changes.  i don’t really feel too bad about it, though, because even this guy is guilty of it.

before i travel down that path and hang my head low for all to see i really want to say that i never thought i’d ever be talking about such a topic in an open and public forum.  so without any further procrastination…

i hate sitting on a toilet seat that is warm.  i just experienced this in the office.  its not because there is something nice and refreshing about a cold toilet seat, it just means that there has been a significant period of time that no one else has been on it.  i mean, come on, the things that go through your head when you sit on a warm seat can be terrifying.  you wonder who the last person was that used the thing for something foul.  then you begin to think about all the people around the office, and what kind of gross things that could wrong with them.  at least with a cold seat the mind steers clear of these notions.

so now i have to ask.  am i the only one that has an issue with warm seat syndrome?  are there any other freaks out there like me?  or maybe, are my concerns valid/normal?