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This product made by The Bitter Baking Company was brought to my attention the other day: *GASP* What's the big deal, you may be asking yourself? How about THESE APPLES : That's right. That's MY TERM as clearly stated up on Urban Dictionary . As such, I had no choice but to threaten them in a non-threatening manner: A few minutes later a quite lovely person at The Bitter Baking Company sent me this reply: That's right. I just blackmailed my way into a pack of cookies. *jazz hands* Of course... Read Full Story
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I like mayonnaise. Please note that this is not a euphemism for what you think it is because I'm totally not into the gay thing unless it's maybe Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs" because there's just something about that guy. I've digressed. Being a single dad I figured I'd try to spruce up my already spectacular physique by purchasing "Light Reduced Calorie Mayonnaise" at the grocery store and save myself a few calories. NOTE: If you like regular mayo, light reduced-calorie mayo is a TERRIBLE... Read Full Story
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WARNING: THERE IS FACTUAL HISTORY CRAP IN THIS POST * *I'm so so sorry My girlfriend and I took my kids to the Boston Museum of Science to see an exhibit called "A Day in Pompeii " which is basically a bunch of artifacts excavated from the famous city that sat at the base of Mount Vesuvius (which loosely translates to "A Mountain named Vesuvius" - you're welcome). Had Vesuvius not actually been a giant volcano then the location of this city wouldn't have been a problem but - no shit - it WAS... Read Full Story
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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo... My Posts from this Week: I'm in the midst of a whirlwind bromance with a Boston news anchor and you all get to see it unfold in 140 characters or less . *blushes Well, this was an unfortunate ad placement . ************************ Moments in MENTAL POO History: ************************ A year ago this week on ' Mental Poo ': I got an email from myself and somehow I think I invented time travel . YOU'RE WELCOME. My very first... Read Full Story
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Went to log on to my email account the other day and noticed this: Gah. On a related note, I no longer want to see Madonna naked. http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com Read Full Story
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Please mark your calendars appropriately as the day that I was delivered a restraining order by a Fox News Anchor. Before I leave for work every morning (notice I did not say 'go to work' because 'arriving at the building' and 'actually doing work' are two completely different things) I turn on the Boston Fox News station because: a) I need background noise for all the games I am CRUSHING my opponents in of Words with Friends , and 17) I like the anchors Specifically, I'm a big fan of Gene... Read Full Story
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Before I start today I just want to pimp out this classy new shirt I have available on my Zazzle store : Ask me about my Tourette's Syndrome by MentalPoo Join Zazzle's artist affiliate program It's great for work meetings. ONWARD! **************** Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo... My Posts from this Week: Probably one of the greatest posts I have ever written..which is scary . But not as scary as the content. *shudders HOW DID I MISS THIS... Read Full Story
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This appeared on the sidebar of a web page I was on: I don't know what bothers me more: That (a) the abuse is so bad that there is a need for this ad, or (b) that there is an entire culture of dancing bears I knew nothing about. Great. Now I want to see a dancing bear. I don't think this ad worked AT ALL . http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com Read Full Story
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My daughter got her thingy. *blank stares* You know. Her THINGY. *blinks and some shoulder shrugs* UGH. Her THINGY. THE thingy. WTF people, do I have to spell it out for you? The thingy that girls get and it comes once a month…you know…from her toolie. *aaah* Yes. THAT thingy. *gags I should probably note at this point that to this day that I have never referred to my kids’ private parts as their actual clinical names and I swear until the day I die my daughter’s V will be called a ‘toolie... Read Full Story
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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo... My Posts from this Week: Some insight on what you have to deal with if you're my girlfriend . She accepts condolence letters, FYI. Dear guy on Facebook: umm...WHAT? ************************ Moments in MENTAL POO History: ************************ A year ago this week on ' Mental Poo ': You know what I found making this post? It's impossible to make Mario Lopez ugly . Trust me. I TRIED. And then I was sick so I went to Google and... Read Full Story
