I am going to give everyone who wrote me a love note a prize! Yay!Only one grand prize winner will get the special love sauce, but everyone else will get something too. I will be sending you a reply tonight. So, if you sent me a love note, and don't receive a note later tonight, email me again and remind me that I might've forgotten that you too sent me a little note.Ooh! Looky! It's Brock and he's barking! What a surprise! He's usually so meek and quiet. Read Full Story
Before you read the rest of this entry, go enter my contest, if you are not one of the two people that have already done so.*****ENTER THE CONTEST PORTAL.*************************************************************************************************************I think that the next time you do housework you should definitely listen to Ray of Light by Madonna because nothing says, "Get your shit done," like Madonna during her gay club music phase ... not that she's ever totally left that sc... Read Full Story
Have any of you ever woken up in the middle of the night because you couldn't get the tune from Cheers out of your head? "Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name ..." I went to my dentist this week and he said he couldn't get "Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah"out of his head. I often have trouble with "If You Seek Amy" by Britney Spears and "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3 too. I was whistling the tune before school in the hallway and Fourteen-O-Matic heard me. She chastised... Read Full Story
HELLO!My name is Morgetron.Do you remember me?To reacquaint you with all that is Morgetron, I will remind you of the following things. I am a robot. I like to surf the internerts. My favorite color is black. I wrote a book but it is still just a draft and I have been temporarily stifled which is why I so lamely hardly ever post anything and so lamely no longer comment on other peoples' bloggsies. I am hoping that my blog will be a place to get my ya-yas out again though and it's a helluva lo... Read Full Story
I don't particularly like 'splosions.I am recovering from the baldness.Snappy Fourth O July to yah, Sillies!If I wasn't so tired of being bald, I would actually shave my head into an actual mohawk because I am going to WAKotron's house today and he always shaves his head into a mohawk for the Fourth and I feel like that would be an effective way to mess with him. *Sigh* Alas, I must grow my locks.So I'm settling for a fauxhawk. Do you like it?Of course you do.Iloveyoulikeaseamlovesacameltoe... Read Full Story
Right now, this blog is sleeping the sound sleep, only a coma can bring. It can hear you. It knows what you and Uncle Ralph are saying about it while it slumbers peacefully. Your singing is therapuetic, believe it or not. The poetry readings are a bit of an overkill, but appreciated nonetheless.Your constant vigil is most appreciated. Remember, many blogs recover 100% from comas. Time will tell.<$BlogFeedsVertical$> Read Full Story
Dear Sillies,What follows is a series of excerpts from one of the books that I'm currently writing.You heard me ... the plural of book is books. I'm writing three. I have such advanced ADD that I can't even write just one book ... just like I can't just read one book. I have to be reading several at one time or my manic panic brain gets bored.So, anyway ... I'll be posting excerpts from my other books later. It took me long enough to grow the balls to post this. The e... Read Full Story
