Granny Pole Dance

All that glitters is not gold.

How true. For example, silver. Or a wrapper from a Quality Street. Those are just two of the many things that can glitter and are not gold.

And by the same measure all that involves pole dancing isn't sexy.

Take a look at this...



It's the latest YouTube hit, and it's a pole dancing granny.

You look at it and think, "Eugh!", but in the back of your mind you know that after 9 pints, you'd still fancy a bit.

Still, it was good to look at that clip. At least now I know what Jodi Marsh will look like in the year 2051.
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