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This is some kind of humour Blog apparently. the question is - which kind?Radio Four Humour"Those 'emails' how strange - always full of people selling medicines for erectile dysfunction and ladies with 'breast problems' and a man from Nigeria who has mysteriously got ten million pounds to share with me... And why is it called Spam? In my favourite Monty Python sketch the word 'spam' is used for maximum funniness - not any more... and don't get me onto 'gay' as John Donne said 'Gay is the He... Read Full Story

"Many famous people have viewed your Blog - which is somewhat infamous because of your irritating inane comments on other peoples blogs, over the last 400 posts - and if you had just once written something insightful, moving, witty, clever, sexy, charming or funny you would have been at least been mentioned in The Guardian or The Sunday Times as they are desperate for copy. But as you are a boring tit, you have squandered this opportunity by writing such complete inconsequential shit!" My ... Read Full Story

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Far more of you than makes sense like to send me 'amusing ' emails. Today I produce a few excerpts - and a sort of commentary from me as far as I can be bothered! .I have taken the hint from your blog that Lady Gaga is actually a man and is your whip thin friend 'Giles' hence your naughty remarks about his 'mangina'- are you sexually ambivalent at all? I am hardly ambivalent Mr B! Is the curate still knitting you some 'wank mittens' as promised?I have also experienced a situation where an e... Read Full Story

I do not often have cause to visit a bank, but in preparation for my Christmas shopping which I like to finish before the end of October, I made a small ‘pilgrimage’. As usual I wanted to ‘withdraw’ £25.00 in crisp ‘fivers’ which I have normally found covers the presents I buy. (I get a lot less back I can tell you!) When I arrived inside the bank I was surprised to find a long queue of people between several temporary barriers awaiting service. Of course I joined the line full of ‘Goodwil... Read Full Story

There has been a lot of talk about 'anti-social behaviour' of late - personally I have often felt like doing some of it myself. I have recently decided to squidge the little wax wrappers of my 'Babybelle lite' cheese into revenge filled balls and leave them carefully on the chairs of my 'colleagues'. I have spotted several going out with red blotches on their nether regions and you know I am glad! Almost no one has had to tolerate the kind of 'anti-social behaviour' that I have suffered re... Read Full Story

I think there are two kinds of people in this world – those that are fond of practical jokes and those who are not. I am one of the second kind of person, but I must say I seem to be surrounded by people who delight in them!Last week a friend suggested as prank that I cook magnesium for my tea. Unappealing as this idea was I gave it a go, and was horribly blinded when the whole pan suddenly ignited. As it was the weekend and I didn't see anyone I did not know until Monday morning when I met... Read Full Story

I have missed this years Autumn Solstice - a first for me as I have written about it every year on blogger since 1971. But the post solstice parties are also worth a mention as they are largely nude. Since the Liberals took over the council, Puffin Night has officially taken a back seat in the press, as it is not to sympathetic to minorities and whatnot. However, this was in reality one of the biggest and best ever - with a massive delegation from the Reykjavik wife swappers club stealing ... Read Full Story

Have you ever had unexplained pains in different parts of your body at all? Nor me till now! I woke up in the night with an excruciating pain in the left side of my jaw. It was so bad I flailed about and I knocked over the “Memento of Corfu” jug that mother got for me when she came back from holiday when I was eleven. Water poured through the floor causing protests from the Mr & Mr on the floor below. I am not saying the floors are thin, but that should not happen should it? But I... Read Full Story