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We at the News Lampoon are pleased to announce our 2010 Person of the Year: Michael Vick. Come on, give the man another dog! The News Lampoon Read Full Story
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In the wake of the tragic, unwarranted arrest of WikiLeaks boss Michael Assange, a hero whose only flaw is that he's allegedly raped a few women, the News Lampoon affirms its solidarity with Mr. Assange by launching Take-a-Leak. So remember: if you have a hot tip, Take-a-Leak! The News Lampoon Read Full Story
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Millions of turkeys are slaughtered each year in remembrance of a time that most American Indians would just as soon forget, seeing as their ancestors went the way of our above-pictured friend; that is, murdered by the white man! So Happy Bloody Thanksgiving, America! (This goes for Columbus Day, too!) The News Lampoon Read Full Story
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Losing LeBron: The King Who Never Really Was The News Lampoon Read Full Story
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We don’t know what exactly to attribute this to—her beauty, her gayness, her talent? All of the above?—but we’re going with it! The News Lampoon Read Full Story
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We Love You, Mister President! NewsLampoon.com Read Full Story
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It’s hard sometimes to write every single day about anything, let alone egotistical politicians, talking heads, and celebrities. Sure, it’s fun to make fun of Nancy Pelosi or Glen Beck or LeBron James, but to do so you have to pay attention to what they do and say before you can skewer them. It wears you down, makes you long for death. See more of this navel-gazing and whining at NewsLampoon.com Read Full Story
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Published to Joe Scarborough
An in-depth report by Mickey Sartre, News Lampoon cub reporter. Joe claims he resigned his congressional seat in 2001 to spend more time with his kids; he tells us this again and again, ad nauseam, as if trying to convince himself. Oh, yeah, and there was also the matter of the dead girl found in his Florida office. . . . Read more about this stunningly superficial man at newslampoon.com Read Full Story
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Frogs are getting the shaft! Read more at News Lampoon . Read Full Story
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The News Lampoon mourns the death of Barry Hannah. newslampoon.com Read Full Story
