MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
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Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are  obsessive-compulsive, press 1  repeatedly. If you are  co-dependent,  please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you havemultiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are  paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are  delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If... Read Full Story
Chinese Workmanship - Maun, Botswana
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Residents Rip Into Chinese Workmanship By Gaolebogwe Moipei Residents have spoken out strongly about how Chinese workmanship on road and building projects is below standard and also that State funds are misused under the pretext that projects are being carried out. They raised these concerns recently at a Kgotla meeting in Maun addressed by parliament's powerful Public Accounts Committee (PAC). Residents talked at length about the new Maun bus and taxi rank which they called frustrating... Read Full Story
Miss Norway - Melinda Victoria Elvenes
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Maun's Melinda Elvenes wears her Miss Norway crown with pride Maun beauty chosen as Miss Norway! A former Maun schoolgirl has been chosen as Miss Norway Universe by her adopted country. She is 23-year-old Melinda Elvenes, daughter of local businessman Lars Elvenes. She lives in Norway with her mother, Sally. Her excited father said: “This is amazing. It's wonderful!.” Melinda will be competing in the Miss Universe beauty pageant to take place at the Mandalay Bay casino and resort in Las... Read Full Story
Island Safari Culverts - Official Closing
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Island Safari Bridge - Undone By Nature
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From Flood Less than 24 hours after the official opening, there is talk of an official closing to repair the new bridge/culverts to Island Safari. Further information to follow. Read Full Story
Island Safari Bridge - Undone By Nature
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From Flood Less than 24 hours after the official opening, there is talk of an official closing to repair the new bridge/culverts to Island Safari. Further information to follow. Read Full Story
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Maun well represented at tourism INDABA
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Hannah Rees, of Maun's Helicopter Horizons company, meeting with Hillary Zebron, a tourism planner. (Picture: David Young) From the Ngami Times - Special Correspondent Many representatives of the Maun tourism industry were in Durban last week for the Tourism Indaba staged by South Africa. Indaba is one of the largest tourism marketing events on the African calendar and one of the top three “must visit” events of its kind on the global calendar. It showcases the widest variety of... Read Full Story
Flood Forecasting - Thamalakane River, Maun Botswana
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Thamalakane Flow Forecast 29 April 2010 Disclaimer This forecast is provided as is, without any guarantees as to skill or error. The forecast may be disseminated, displayed, or publicised without the explicit permission of the author, however, with proper acknowledgement of the source ( Prepared by Piotr Wolski , available at: www.orc.ub.bw/datacat/thamalakane2010.php) Important The flow forecast for Thamalakane River (unlike the one for the Okavango River presented elsewhere at this... Read Full Story
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