Some days you feel like a grower, and some days you feel like a shower! The Dick Towel is for every day! And it's great for ladies, too! Now that's versatility. Video semi-NSFW.
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Do you prefer your John Hamm old and mature or young and nubile? See his high school picture after the jump and make yr decision. I'm warning you, it might be difficult!
Can I choose both?
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OMG new fake lips: Amy Winehouse [dlisted]
Adam Lambert already has a new boyfriend [l.a. rag mag]
Katy Perry writes her boyfriend Russell Brand's name on her butt and then shows it to the world [popeater]
OMG Joy Behar's gayest episode yet! [towleroad]
First Britney Spears, now Gossip Girl is jumping on the threesome bandwagon. Yawn. [amy grindhouse]
Disgraced Miss California Carrie Prejean had a sex tape! And I thought she was a virgin... [betty]
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Although I love Crystal Lite, I've always been completely terrible at aerobics. :( ! After watching this video, though, I am fairly certain that our fearless webmaster FRANK missed his calling. He is the bomb at this shit and I think he already owns a matching uniform!
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Call me old-fashioned but I miss the art of the mix tape. This may be because I spent a lot of time as a teenager driving around in an old Honda with only a tape player. So I was just complaining to someone last night about how the MP3 mix is just not the same and ta-da!
Well, maybe this mix-tape-shaped flash-drive holder is too twee by half, but who are we kidding-- we're talking about mix tapes here, so twee is the name of the game. It's still not the same, but I want one anyway.
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!! omg blog !! has been nominated for a Cybersocket award for "Best Porn Blog."
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By posting this, I in no way mean to take away from the awesomeness of Whitney Houston's most recent album "I Look To You," which I have been listening to on repeat since about September, but wow. This live performance of "Didn't We Almost Have it All" from Whitney's heyday should put most performers to shame. Make sure you watch the whole thing to fully witness her genius. (via Hotel Tuesday) Read Full Story
In case you are not feeling outraged enough, Cracked Magazine (is it still a magazine? I don't know) has helpfully compiled a list of the most racist commercials and advertisements of the last few years. Above is my favorite, cause, you know, even racist pandas are cute. Anyway who doesn't LOL at a good fake-Chinese accent! Herro! LOL! It's funny because it's so clever.
See the rest of the hall of shame over at Cracked. Read Full Story