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INSERT OBSCURE TEXT Okay so if you’re still interested, I’ve moved and started anew. I figure it’s time for me to change everything, and let go of shit that really actually don’t matter at all. It’s like spring cleaning for my brain, but better. Probably going to delete this one soon, since I’ll be on Blogger now. Nobody’s forcing you to shift along with me though, no Molotov cocktails being prepped at a corner of my room by a suspiciously bearded Middle Eastern man. I guess I’m just... Read Full Story

I’m sorry for disappearing but … this December hasn’t been the best month for me. Okay what am I saying, that’s my first lie of the day. This December has been nothing but ABSOLUTE SHIT, and it really is the best way to end my 2010. I don’t know if I can honestly say that coming back to Singapore was a mistake, but it sure didn’t make things better or me happier and I’m pretty sick of constantly coming back, only to be disappointed over and over again. Perhaps it’s the fact that I’m never... Read Full Story

Oh my god I am as sick as a fucking dog. It started last month with a minor cough which, because of Melbourne’s bipolar weather, then became full-fledged phlegm hacks. Now … now it’s morphed into a severe case of Tonsilitis, and I haven’t been able to eat solid foods in over two days because it fucking hurts like hell whenever I swallow, even if it’s just water. Oh my fucking god I feel so shit, I can’t even really joke about it. -_- You know what will make me feel 100000x better? A pair of... Read Full Story

HERE’RE SOME UPDATES, BECAUSE I’M UNDER THE FALSE IMPRESSION THAT PEOPLE DO GIVE A SHIT: Been coughing phlegm for the past month already (how the fuck can my body contain so much goddamn phlegm, fuck) and then now I’ve just got a pretty bad case of tonsilitis, making it very difficult to swallow. -_- Well … … thank God my boyfriend’s away then huh HAHAHAHA (insert more hearty laughter) HAHAHAH lame. Still working my butt off, and then whatever free time I have left is mostly devoted to... Read Full Story

Just so I can keep my eyes open, I’ve had four cups of coffee and two cups of tea today (third one’s sitting at the right of my right hand) and am feeling so drained. God, how the fuck did things get so chaotic after school ended? I barely even have the time to breathe. Am hoping things will slow down this week. Oh oh oh and I’m fucking loving what my sister bought for me: Marc Johns’s H is for Holy Crap book of illustrationsssss whoa whoa now I’ve got a plethora of his drawings to... Read Full Story

(via Denise) Sorry sorry sorry about my recent disappearance. Things just got fucking hectic right after Arthur left, and there I was thinking that life would slow down once he flew off. -_- At least I’ve been ridiculously productive, what with craft/sad movie/Jersey Shore nights with Denise, earning the cash I need for my migration application, losing weight (fuckyehskinnybitch) … and bringing my sister (visiting from Singapore) around town. So yeh, it’s been thoroughly exhausting but... Read Full Story

About two weeks ago, Arthur and I took advantage of the sun and ran off to Albert Park for a nice walk and some quiet time away from the city. Just one of those days when you need to chill the fuck out under the sun, you know? And I swear to god, sometimes the sky can be so blue that it’s unreal. Am getting so used to it that I’m afraid I’ll never be able to live in a country with no proper blue sky ever. :/ This three-legged dog was grinning for the camera man, what a hunk... Read Full Story

(via Denise) This past week without Arthur has pretty much been spent with friends just chillinzz and enjoying the beautiful week-long weather that ends today. Kinda depressing but these next few rainy days actually made me go out more this week just because the sun was so awesome … and it’s getting a bit too hot now (got a shirt-tan just walking back from work) so everybody wins! Tonsssssss of pictures to follow. I’ve just been such a lazy cunt but things are gonna pick up once I grab... Read Full Story

I’d blogged about Leviticus Jewellery before in one of my DIY posts on Tumblr, when I’d (surprisingly) successfully completed my own web chain bracelet as inspired by this one . Because really, making your own shit > paying USD58 for a couple of chains linked together in a pretty pattern. But with its massive sale on now, I’m eyeing several products with my right eyeball and my debit card with my left … so I pretty much look like a fuckin’ Downs kid now. (via Leviticus Jewellery... Read Full Story

One big reason how we’ve managed these 3.5 years is the fact that we’re both mildly retarded in the most intellectually stimulating way possible. Another, of course, is how we’re just so awesome individually so when you combine the both of us, A + J = AWESOME x94879827589672459086720458. Just sent him off for his flight to Singapore and while it’s gonna be tough being away from Arthur now, December’s coming soon and then the awesome duo shall be reunited once more. Cock + Vagina = Happy times... Read Full Story