Michael Jackson’s Comeback ‘Tour’

Around 6pm GM-time: Michael Jackson announces, that he’s gonna play a series of concerts at the O2 Arena in Lodon in July 2009.
8pm GM-Time: One Weekly Gun has written a suitable song.
Hail the King
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There’s a man in my telly, and he says he’s coming back
Cause he happened to empty out the mattress crack
Hail the king
On the way to the stand you were 90 minutes late
First you had to calculate your depreciation rate
Hail the king
That’s what happens when you’ve spent
All the money from more than 750 million records
Hail the king
You could have built a thousand highways in development countries
But you happened to want a bunch of ferris wheels
Hail the king
We won’t give it back, we have taken what is ours
All the money we spent, you’ll just blow it again
We’ve got our lives, we’re not sharing them with you
It may seem unfair, but that’s what we’ll do
Hail the king
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