Poop In Space (with echo effect)

I lucked out. My jury duty was cancelled. All the cases for the month of June were settled so the jury pool for the entire month was released. I am back to working my night shift, which is much better than sitting at home waiting to see if I am going to be needed or not. Now my body is really screwed up with trying to figure out when to sleep, eat, crap and take pills. I forgot to take my Insilun tonight before I left for work and think I took my day time pills twice today.

I will have to cut the back yard this morning before going to bed and then my son has a baseball game in the evening.

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CAUGHT IN THE ACT

The Vixen of Föhren Germany has been caught with a collection of shoes that even Imelda Marcos would be proud of. It seems she has been making her rounds at night picking up pairs of muddy shoes, boots and other footwear left on porches throughout the town. So far 120 shoes have been located and are awaiting to be claimed by their proper owners. It is believed that the collection was intended for her cubs to use as toys.

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A JAIL NO ONE WANTS TO USE

You hear talk of all the over crowded prisons in the country, and of states, and cities releasing prisoners early because of over crowding.

The town of Hardin Montana has a 460+ bed new prison that has been sitting empty for 2 years. It is fully stocked and ready to go. All it needs is to be fulled with prisoners.

The town is so desperate to get someone to use their prison that they are even willing to take GTMO prisoners.

It looks pretty nice for a prison, although those stainless steel toilets can be pretty cold in the morning.

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MY POOP’s HARDER THAN YOUR POOP!

It would appear that the American space toilet can’t handle the Russian cosmonauts poop.

It seems that the problem comes from the differences in diets between the U.S. space agency and the Russian space agency. The menu of the Russian crew has over 300 dishes.

As an example:
Breakfast: curds and nuts, mashed potatoes with nuts, apple-quince chip sticks, sugarless coffee and vitamins.

Lunch: jellied pike perch, borsch with meat, goulash with buckwheat, bread, black currant juice, sugarless tea.

Supper: rice and meat, broccoli and cheese, nuts, tea with sugar.

As a result of the diet, the consistency of the poop is rather thick.

The menu of US astronauts is nutritious as well, but it looks more like a diet ration and presumably consists of exotic fruit, vegetables, sea food and low-fat meat. That is why, their waste is much softer. So the Russian’s poop ruined the US toilets in space.

Sick and tired of toilet breakdowns and unpleasant odors NASA was eventually forced to order a toilet system from Russia at the cost of $19 million to U.S. taxpayers.

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Number of Operations Iraq Freedom and Enduring
Freedom casualties as confirmed by U.S. Central
Command: 4993

LCPL Joshua R. Whittle USMC