"My literal interpretation of the Twilight Saga's new movie..." Copy the code below to add this cartoon to your personal blog or website:(c)2008 Johnny Ancich . Please take a moment to show your support for Past Expiry by visiting my blog at www.PastExpiry.com and voting or bookmarking your favorite articles. Read Full Story

"For all you people who hoped Vince from ShamWow was just going to be a one-hit wonder, you must be disappointed that Vince has returned to the airwaves in a commercial for the Slap Chop. Vince with his trademark headset microphone, begins by proclaiming, “You’re going to be in a great mood all day because you’re going to be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop.” WOW! Who needs counseling, anti-depressants, or alcohol! All you need to do is repeatedly whack this cheap food choppe... Read Full Story

"Everyone has already heard that "The Simpsons" character Marge Simpson will appear semi-nude in the new issue of Playboy magazine. A search on Google for Marge Simpson Playboy Pictures reveals 3,470,000 matches! The most hillarious thing I found was that the new CEO of Playboy is a guy by the name of Scott Flanders. Supposedly he is NOT related to Ned Flanders, but let's start that rumour anyway. Today's cartoon is more of a prank on those doing a search for Marge's pictures, because a few ... Read Full Story

"Sometimes the news, just states the blindingly obvious: The alleged mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, will be transferred from Guantanamo Bay to New York for a trial in which the death penalty will be sought, the US has confirmed. Hmmmm... death penalty... what a surprise! Who knew?" Copy the code below to add this cartoon to your personal blog or website:(c)2008 Johnny Ancich . Please take a moment to show your support for Past Expiry by visiting ... Read Full Story

"Smart meters, when teamed with time-of-use pricing, will provide a financial incentive for people to shift some electricity usage from on-peak (higher cost) periods to off-peak (lower cost) periods. Ontario is introducing time-of-use rates to help consumers better manage electricity costs and to contribute to energy conservation by reducing their electricity use during peak times. i.e. Do your laundry and cooking at 3AM. " Copy the code below to add this cartoon to your personal blog or webs... Read Full Story

"Why is it when Tony shows up, the kid never goes and says Holy crap, a tiger! and run away in fear?" Copy the code below to add this cartoon to your personal blog or website:(c)2008 Johnny Ancich . Please take a moment to show your support for Past Expiry by visiting my blog at www.PastExpiry.com and voting or bookmarking your favorite articles. Read Full Story

"Why is it when Tony shows up, the kid never goes and says Holy crap, a tiger! and run away in fear?" Copy the code below to add this cartoon to your personal blog or website:(c)2008 Johnny Ancich . Please take a moment to show your support for Past Expiry by visiting my blog at www.PastExpiry.com and voting or bookmarking your favorite articles. Read Full Story

"Yes, this is very similar to the Facebook cartoon, but I didn't want to leave Twitter out. With Twitter being so popular, it begs the question what would you put down as your last tweet, if you were sitting in the electric chair?" Copy the code below to add this cartoon to your personal blog or website:(c)2008 Johnny Ancich . Please take a moment to show your support for Past Expiry by visiting my blog at www.PastExpiry.com and voting or bookmarking your favorite articles. ... Read Full Story

"Yes, this is very similar to the Facebook cartoon, but I didn't want to leave Twitter out. With Twitter being so popular, it begs the question what would you put down as your last tweet, if you were sitting in the electric chair?" Copy the code below to add this cartoon to your personal blog or website:(c)2008 Johnny Ancich . Please take a moment to show your support for Past Expiry by visiting my blog at www.PastExpiry.com and voting or bookmarking your favorite articles. ... Read Full Story

"With Facebook and Twitter so popular, it begs the question what would you put down as your last status update, if you were sitting in the electric chair?" Copy the code below to add this cartoon to your personal blog or website:(c)2008 Johnny Ancich . Please take a moment to show your support for Past Expiry by visiting my blog at www.PastExpiry.com and voting or bookmarking your favorite articles. Read Full Story