Natural Male Enhancement

Natural Male Enhancement

I often stay up until 3:00 AM watching cable TV. I work nights. One thing I have noticed lately is the prevalence of commercials hawking “male enhancement” products. These are pills, creams etc that claim to make a man’s penis larger. 

There is the Enzyte commercial. I hate this commercial. If you have never seen it, It features a character named “Bob”. Bob is  mid fifties pastel colored sweater vest wearing golfer whose life mysteriously changed after starting Enzyte. Before he was depressed, now he is all smiles. He’s got the appreciation of his wife and a “little well earned respect from the neighborhood.” Am I the only one wondering if the writers of this commercial expect us to believe Bob has been going around the cul-de-sac showing off his cock?

And then there are the good people at Extenze. Extenze takes a different approach.  The narrator of their infomercial starts out by feigning skepticism. “C’mon, a pill that can make you larger? pfffft”. And then they proceed to show testimonials from videotaped men who are cornered by a cameraman and interrogated about the size of their johnson. Not surprisingly, they all claim to be “bigger”.

Here is the thing. As a health care worker I know, there are no medications in the world that grow tissue. Now, in order to enlarge a penis, you would have to discover a chemical which grows four different tissue types (skin, nerve, fat, and muscle tissue). No pill exists which does this. 

If Enzyte or Extenze really worked, there would inevitably be stories and anecdotes of men who are already well-endowed taking them to get even bigger. You know that is true. How come there are no stories of men scaring children and grandparents in public with a fifteen foot pecker? Because this stuff does not work.