Fan-Fucking-Tastic...The new fucking year is upon me, and I promised a revamped, and renewed pelican foul... and it's not gonna happen by Jan 1st, because I'm lazy.So, I will remain working on it, and you will remain not coming to read the crap I have to say... cool? Read Full Story

The tedious path to rebirth...I'm sitting here, with a lot on my mind. I've been forced rather hastily to re-examine what I want to do with my life. I've been compelled by outside forces to re-evaluate my purpose, and work through situations which have left me in a slump more recently.The number one thing that sucked the life outta me this month, is losing my job. To make the long story short, I was let go from my position at my job based on nothing but the assumption that I was w... Read Full Story

So little time, and so much to say...the blog really has been the furthest thing from the front of my mind lately. I've been meaning to get on and write, but really haven't had the time, or stamina to sit at the keyboard in my office.I'm still looking for a laptop, and blah blah blah. my band, is taking a short break right now, chris p just had some knee surgery, and we've been laying low till about the end of the month of october.Shannon (my girlfriend) and I have been togeth... Read Full Story

Theres still monkey business going on, and I don't like it...I am keeping true to my promise... and Yes I know this photo is Old... possibly older than I; however... here it is."A little to the left...a little more, ahhh thats the spot." Read Full Story

Oh my god, I'm invisible!I've been a bit lax in my efforts to upkeep the blog lately. I'm sick of typing, and thinking, and whatever.There is just so much going on in my life right now; it's crazy. I want a break, or vacation so I can just kick back and relax. I need to go somewhere without internet and phones... I want to scream.I guess this attitude means winter is creeping in. Read Full Story

I don't have much time...My new band I AM FICTION is in the studio today and tomorrow and Tuesday to record a couple songs with Doug White (Gym Class Heroes, Psyopus, and many many more..) He does amazing work... if you have time check out Watchmen Studios, and if your in a band whether it be in Buffalo, NY or Los Angeles, CA; make the trip and see Doug. Read Full Story

It's all monkey business to me...I've decided intelligently right now, that until November 2008 every month I am going to post a funny picture of our President, for the sake of being an asshole.I will also include some witty uncharacteristic banter and humourous commentary from myself...Hey, hey, I looked up Eye-rack on the internets, my god for shizzle. I never thought invading a 3rd world country could be so HOT.I promise it will get funnier, I honestly admit, I put no thought into ... Read Full Story

The Sushi addiction, and my weight...That's right folks. a week or so ago i ate sushi for the first time. California to be exact and it wasn;t half bad; in fact I enjoyed it, and want to go again.As many of you remember, I've been workin at losing weight, and I've recently (like 4 weeks ago) started weight watchers... I started at 221.5lbs, and today I am 207lbs.I guess im really doing it. I feel good. Read Full Story

Memory Walk...The Alzheimer's Association: Alzheimer's Memory Walk is the nation's largest event to raise awareness and funds for Alzheimer care, support and important research. It has helped millions of people and families nationwide in trying to find a cure for this debilitating disease.Currently the Alzheimer's Association are looking for Team Captains to help form and lead walking teams at these walks nationwide.Head over to the Memory Walk web site and sponsor someone who... Read Full Story

REVIEW: SUPERBADWe're going to keep this short and sweet. First:I have never laughed so hard in my life. I had heard good things about this movie, but I never thought it was going to be anything spectacular, but it completely blew my mind.Second:How in the hell did this get an R rating? I would be expecting something a bit more...Third:Just to sum up how this is worth every penny you have to pay for a movie ticket, I give you an innocent quote from said movie...Seth: I draw dicks.Evan: Li... Read Full Story