He'd be the pushy Hollywood agent who demands sexual favors.
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And I'd be the young starlet who gives in to him, desperate to make it in show business. Entourage's deliciously beefy Jeremy Piven looked bossier than usual while filming in Beverly Hills yesterday. Here's hoping he Scotchgarded the casting couch. Read Full Story
To be a lower lip for just ten seconds.
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The lucky mouthpiece was bitten hard by Twilight 's most gnawable nightstalker Jackson Rathbone at the Japanese premiere of The Last Airbender in Tokyo yesterday. Nibbling is for amateurs. Read Full Story
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A grateful teammate carried Dutch soccer god Wesley Sneijder off to the locker room for the banging of his life after he scored the winning goal against Team Uruguay yesterday. Forceful sex is the new "thank you." Read Full Story
He'd be the crazed sex pervert who jumps me in the park.
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And I'd be the early morning runner who decides not to yell for help once I see how hot he is. Jude Law embraced the predator within when he accepted the President's Award at the Karlovy Vary International Film Festival in the Czech Republic yesterday. Leave the pepper spray at home. Read Full Story
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The Edmonton Eskimos' Mark Restelli was anxious to get some of that juicy ass when he got a bit aggressive with B.C. Lions' quarterback Casey Printers out on the field. Rushing things is never a good idea. Read Full Story
To be that cell phone for just ten seconds.
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The lucky mobile device was pressed against Colin Farrell's bristly cheek while the deliciously unshaven actor strolled through the streets of Beverly Hills yesterday. A little aloe vera gel should take care of the post make-out beard burn. Read Full Story
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German footballer Per Mertesacker received a surprise kick to the stomach after making a grab for Argentinian opponent Leandro Cufré's package out on the field. Sometimes it's best to be a bit more subtle. Read Full Story
He'd be the handsome bloodsucking demon who takes me to prom.
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And I'd be the guileless young virgin who gets devoured in the back of the limo after he spikes my punch. Hollywood's most bitable vampire Robert Pattinson was poised to go in for the kill when he was escorted around the set of Water for Elephants in L.A. yesterday. Who needs a soul anyway? Read Full Story
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Spanish soccer sensation Andres Iniesta bent Team Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo over his knee for a well-deserved spanking during an aggressive World Cup match yesterday. We all knew he liked it rough. Read Full Story
Torn between two monsters.
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postMadonna.com's review of Twilight: Eclipse Rating: 4 out of 4 Madgies The perfect third installment in an adored film franchise/pop culture phenomenon. The series' iconic characters come to life, once again, through beautiful imagery, adept storytelling and deliciously tongue-in-cheek dialogue. Sit back and let your inner tween squeal with delight. Seventeen months is much too long to wait for the next one. Read Full Story

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