It's been a while, I know. Things are hectic, with all the getting out of the Army and stuff. Regular posts should resume in March, I think. I'll be glad to be out of the desert after 3.5 years. Read Full Story
I promised much more than this but here are a few scraps, straight from the subject:To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. Read Full Story
I feel awful. Swamped at work, can't get to sleep, and addicted to Age Of Empires III in my spare time. The game isn't really that great, but it can swallow a day or a week. I plan to get it all out of my system this weekend. Maybe take some pictures, maybe fly a kite if the temperature falls below 100 degrees. Definitely try to sleep. The whole rest of this month is going to be hectic.My resume should be getting finalized this month. Then the job search begins in ernest. Only about 2... Read Full Story
Marmaduke's owner-man is still on acid; that's why his face is so fucked up. Meanwhile, "Marm" insists on non-consensual oral sex with a stranger. Read Full Story
Wikizines are interactive magazines that anyone can create or edit - and this one is called "Marmaduke is an Asshole". Here you can find fresh voices and respond in real time. Some members write articles about recent news and trends related to the wikizine's topic, others recount relevant personal stories or share their favorite pictures and video clips. Got an interesting idea or story to share with other members of this wikizine? Well, then put on your journalist's cap a... Read Full Story
Marmaduke is dying. Again. These sociopathic little owner-kids don't care. Again.(For older attempts to explain Marmaduke, click on the "joe mathlete" label below.) Read Full Story
Marmaduke's ignorance of traffic law is supposed to amuse us. His face is disfigured because:A. He spent too much time with his head out the window.B. He has developed tragic facial tumors.C. His owner-man is on acid.D. Brad Anderson is a tired old man.You decide. Post any further suggestions in the comments section. Read Full Story