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More biological weapons testing on the punkey front. From the London Paper:
ZOO managers have taken Brussels sprouts off the Christmas menu after the vegetable caused an attack of flatulence in their gorillas.
The staff at Chessington Zoo fed the giant apes on the seasonal favourite as they are filled with nutritional goodness. However, they hadn’t reckoned with the gassy qualities of the tiny veggies.
Now the zoo has issued an apology after guests at the zoo expressed their horror... Read Full Story
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More brazen attacks in Hong Kong ( Occupied Territory ). From The Age :
A 46-year-old hiker was recovering in hospital Saturday after falling 20 metres into a Hong Kong reservoir while running away from a monkey trying to steal her food.
The woman was hiking with friends on Friday when a large adult monkey tried to snatch a bag of nuts she was carrying, according to a spokesman for the emergency services team who rescued her.
She ran away and tumbled down a steep bank before ending... Read Full Story
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No, the headline doesn’t refer to the Harry Anderson Sitcom of the 80’s (as seen recently on 30 Rock). It has to do with punkeys! They’re disrupting the judicial system!! From the Times of India :
The threat of marauding monkeys in Delhi has forced the authorities to avoid holding evening courts at Tis Hazari ( Occupied Territory ) .
According to court officials, the authorities had selected Tis Hazari court as one of the sites for holding evening courts in the capital.
“The... Read Full Story
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Exposing the Monkey Menace! Read Full Story
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The punkeys have infiltrated our military!
The question is...Does that soldier know there is a monkey attached to him? They are very sneaky!
It’s not just the Taliban they need to worry about! Read Full Story
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Not satisfied with just stealing and sabotage, the punkeys in Mumbai ( Occupied Territory ) have started a psychological campaign against us too. From the Times of India :
Two monkeys who have made the Bandra skywalk their home have been causing havoc and indulging in inappropriate behaviour. Not only have they nipped at pedestrians and snatched their bags, they have even been seen mating on the skywalk.
There is nothing more psychologically damaging than seeing monkeys mate!
In the... Read Full Story
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When will humankind wake up and smell the monkey poop? It’s obvious that the monkey menace is testing us and with each incident, their information base grows. But as the people in Ahmedabad ( Occupied Territory ) believe, it’s just some cute, fuzzy monkey scared and stranded. From the Times of India :
It was a strange moment for Ahmedabad Fire and Emergency Services (AFES) officials when they got a call from Bapunagar stating that a monkey has made its way on the top of a cell phone tower... Read Full Story
