THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD... Well, it's shit... That's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shinola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the ... Read Full Story

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the rooster cross the road ?To cockadoodle dooo something Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?He heard the referee calling fowls Why did the turkey cross the road ?To prove he wasn't chicken Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?Because he was a dirty double-crosser Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?Because he didn't have enough guts Why did the chicken cr... Read Full Story

Tomorrow starts the construction of the hen house/nesting box, the coop part is already standing (last springs garden). I really liked the idea of reusing old shipping pallets, the designs I've seen online are very nice. The hen house can be rustic or fancy like a doll house using the pallets. The best part the wood is free and readily available, also by recycling this wood you can help the environment.The chicks will love what ever John comes up with I'm sure. A few photos included of Lucy, ... Read Full Story

Tomorrow starts the construction of the hen house/nesting box, the coop part is already standing (last springs garden). I really liked the idea of reusing old shipping pallets, the designs I've seen online are very nice. The hen house can be rustic or fancy like a doll house using the pallets. The best part the wood is free and readily available, also by recycling this wood you can help the environment.The chicks will love what ever John comes up with I'm sure. A few photos included of Lucy, ... Read Full Story

8:40 am the PO called "Your chicks have arrived" perfect timing I was have a horrible morning and these 4 little cuties brightened my day. Pics will be on the way!!! Read Full Story

8:40 am the PO called "Your chicks have arrived" perfect timing I was have a horrible morning and these 4 little cuties brightened my day. Pics will be on the way!!! Read Full Story

This is the week! The expected delivery of our four baby chickens. Remember the garden from last spring, we caged them in to keep the garden rats out (squirrels) that's our ready made coop. The only thing to add is a nesting box, feeder, and waterer. Maybe a perch here and there. I did learn a lesson, when I first started looking at the chicks there was a huge variety available, when I decided this was what we were going to do the selection was limited. If your picky about what type you want ... Read Full Story

This is the week! The expected delivery of our four baby chickens. Remember the garden from last spring, we caged them in to keep the garden rats out (squirrels) that's our ready made coop. The only thing to add is a nesting box, feeder, and waterer. Maybe a perch here and there. I did learn a lesson, when I first started looking at the chicks there was a huge variety available, when I decided this was what we were going to do the selection was limited. If your picky about what type you want ... Read Full Story

The Pastor's AssThe Pastor entered his donkey in a race andit won.The Pastor was so pleased with the donkeythat he entered it in the race again and it won again.The local paper read:PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.The Bishop was so upset with this kind ofpublicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.The next day the local paper headlineread:BISHOPSCRATCHESPASTOR'SASS.This was too much for the Bishop so heordered the Pastor to get ridof the donkey.The Pastor decided to gi... Read Full Story

For seven years I have felt its them and then there is us. Let me explain My boyfriend and I moved in together about seven years ago. We each have children he had two and I had one that still lived at home. At first things were OK with the exception my son and I weren't included in things. They always would go places and do things and leave us out. We then had a child together and now she is 5 years old and I still feel as though its them and us (me and my son). Last night my son came home l... Read Full Story