Gents, I will not be taking any new appointments for the foreseeable future.  Time to recharge one’s batteries and work on some other projects that I have etc.  I shall be honouring the appointments already made for this month and next and am also still going on my forthcoming tours – London in December and Dubai in December also.  Hoping to catch up with you soon though. Tweet This Post Read Full Story

Eeek!  Just realised this rather fun and amusing video clip after my post starts up on its own after about 30 seconds – please be aware if you are in an environment of a sensitive nature CLICK HERE to Escape. What is your relationship with money? They say that money can’t buy you happiness.  Honey, it was never meant to.  Money buys you a comfortable life, a certain amount of freedom, oh and some luxuries, thats all.  The happiness bit is up to you. Money or the love of money is ... Read Full Story

I was smiling when I saw that the Cadbury’s Caramel Bunny was coming back.  You remember her dont you? That rabbit in the 80’s with the slow, sexy voice.  She was actually from Plymouth  (hahahaha) well, she was definitely from Devon or Cornwall, its the accent you see. Now then, Ms Bunny has had a bit of a revamp and is sexier than ever.   I remember lots of boys swooning over her.  Yes a rabbit.  And a cartoon one at that.  It must have been the slow suggestive voice.  She still... Read Full Story

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard t... Read Full Story

I was taken to a lovely restaurant for my birthday.  I cannot divulge where it was or indeed who the chef was but it was one I have wanted to go to for quite a while. I had the taster menu.  Only 7 courses.  ‘Oh you greedy mare!’ you cry.  Nooooo. These things, these courses are delicate, intricate little creatures – works of art in fact.  You only get a little morsel and then you are done.  I like it like that though. It means I can try lots of tastes.  Fantastic. So, what ... Read Full Story

Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex 10. You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. The person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one... Read Full Story

I have had a few instances in my life where I have heard that phrase – ‘Bloody Men!’.  The first time I can remember it was when I was a little lass and there I was amongst these big strapping older ladies.  Terrifying they were and frankly not very nice either.  Bullies really. I was working…, well you dont need to know where I was working but anyway, this one lady in particular kept saying that ‘Bloody men’ as though all the ills in the world fell squarel... Read Full Story

I just had the most fantastic weekend, thank you for the delightful company and the best sunday ever,  Mister x  It got me thinking about doing great things and really living life.  You have to, dont you? I got sent this today as well, and as I havent put one on for a while, I think its time to have a deep and meaningful… “You’ll seldom experience regret for anything that you’ve done. It is what you haven’t done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is c... Read Full Story

Oh dont stop me, I am getting very excited!   Here’s how it goes. Dreams of twinkly lights and frosty mornings (we dont spend too long being frosty of course:)  roaring fires and Christmas hampers.  Roast goose with all the trimmings.  Real Christmas trees and mulled wine.  Pulling a cracker (please see my availability below :) Oh and singing and being merry and having a kiss under the mistletoe and being all sentimental and really embracing life and  just enjoying it all, commercialise... Read Full Story

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