Don't be caught in the rush. The price of Jeans will go up greatly because  us southern's are not planting King Cotton this year.    Yea, you can buy those forign jeans. You know the ones sold at stores like Wal-Mart and keep sending our jobs over seas.   In Alabama we have lost one of the largest jean company in the world because we Americans prefer to buy from over seas. It's our own fault that our company's are closing their doors and moving to India,Japan,china. I mean it's all... Read Full Story

   200 years ago one man started a new country.    Today one man has taken on the challenged again.     I am one man who will tell you what he thinks on lots of things. Not to slander,or embares you. But to make you do what Americans have stoped doing. THINK.  Mr. Herb Rogers,a Southern Red Neck Read Full Story

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   I know some of you people from up North and other places think us Red Necks are all talk.    but that's not so. In Alabama if you shoot at us we shoot back.   Note this is from the Don't shoot at me unless you expect to get shot     Drive-by shooting suspects shot 03-22-2007 By Chris Norwood TALLADEGA — An apparently botched drive-by shooting on Old Shocco Road Wednesday morning led to two Talladega residents suffering shotgun wounds before being arrested by Talladega police.   Note... Read Full Story

   The old Chinese guy that dose the laundry in town came by yesterday and was listening to me and country boy talking.    He told us.  *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.    So true but so fun to prick *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired.  But only if he had a Goodyear. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted.  Sucking smoke is not a good thing *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.  Man keep his... Read Full Story

   Me and Mammaw were sitting out side when Paw and Maw came by.    Well I told them how happy we were that they had made it to the Golden wedding anniversary.    I asked him for advice on how to make a marriage last so long.   He just snorted and said. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon " explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My... Read Full Story

   Me and country boy (aka rusty) was sitting on the porch of my trailer (yea, I got a beard,a 4x4 truck and live in a trailer with a mean ass dog named Jack.    Now i have to keep him tied to one of my logging chains because no Wally World cheep chain will hold him. (He's broken two of those tie down chains and one cable.)    Well as i was saying me and Country Boy were sitting on the porch with our mason jars sipping and complaining about how the Braves kept losing games down in Fla. But... Read Full Story

- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. - You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. - You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. - You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. - You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. - You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny. - Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket. - You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table... Read Full Story

Hello, It  has come to my attention that smokers are now being treated as third class citizens in America. I feel that if you smoke you should learn to make it cost effective. Now I understand about cost effictness. That's where it cost you something to do something.  Now us smokers (yea, I got the habit) seem to have lost site of the simple fact we don't charge for our habit.  You read that right. Non smokers get what they wont because it don't cost them a dime.  No smoking laws, cost $0... Read Full Story

In Alabama the Lawmakers give themselves a pay raise. I'm just a good ol boy who works for a living. Getting a pay raise becase the cost of hotels , or food goes up is nie near impossable. I keep asking my boss for one becose Mac Donales has raised the price of the mac and cheese. But in Montogomery they just say Ah and get one. No one knows who voted the pay raise but it was a good one. 62% for a part time job. Now i understand it cost money to make laws. But these good fokes have a... Read Full Story