These four classified ads appeared in a newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake...******MONDAY: For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.******TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in Vishanth's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7 PM."******WEDN... Read Full Story
Have you heard the story of "The Washer man and the Foolish Donkey"?To refresh your memory, and for the benefit of those who have not grown up listening to this moral story, it goes like this…There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a les... Read Full Story
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said : 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger: 'What would you like to talk about?''Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles..OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a q... Read Full Story
One day a goat with her small child went into forest for food. UnfortunatelyThey lost their way while returning back to home and were stuck up in the forest at the night.Suddenly a Big lion came out of the woods and saw the goat and her child and quickly approached them. The frightened goat took her child nearer to her and started praying the gods thinking that lion will definitely eat both of them. Lion came nearer to them but instead of attacking gave them a big smile. He put his hands on ... Read Full Story
How to hold on while the train is in motion in order to avoid falling.I am referring to the older gentleman by the door!!! But you knew that. Read Full Story
The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know andwhat they are used for.The first pupil said: Panado?Teacher:- Very good! And what is it used for?pupil:- It is used for headache.The second pupil said: Piriton.Teacher:- Excellent. And what it is used for?Second Pupil:-To help you sleep.Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: Viagra.Teacher:-Johnny, What is it used for?Johnny:- I think it can be used for diarrhea.Teacher: Who told you this?Johnny:- Nobody, but every evening my ... Read Full Story
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live i... Read Full Story
The first step to becoming successful with women is this:Learn to have basic conversational skills.You MUST be able to talk to anyone at anytime -- anywhere. As simple as it may sound, this should be the first step you MUST simply master. And WHY must you do this?Well, think about it -- if you're able to literally talk to anyone AS and WHEN you like, don't you think you'll subconsciously be improving your social conversational skills with people in general? The idea for you to do so is so tha... Read Full Story
