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The sights and sounds, smells and tastes connected with birthday activities can really elevate the senses and appreciation factor to keep the birthday “guest of honor” raving about their birthday experience. The more enjoyable the activity the more memorable the Birthday. For many, special birthday are times with family and friends doing stuff that excite, relaxes or engages the “guest of honor” in the company of others who are also enriched by the experience is taken to a new level of... Read Full Story
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Every girl use certain sentences to confuse a guy,
like “Please tell me how am I looking? If the answer is “beautiful”
Girl: Today you are praising me, I guess something is wrong.
If the answer is silence…
Girl: I know you do not like me now, go get a new girl friend.
So the best answer is ” shut up, let’s go”.
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How much you like me? Test
If you think I am handsome, miss call me
If you think I am stylish, send me a text message
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If you think your genius then answer this simple question.
Why cat moves her tail all the time?
Do you know the answer?
.
Do you get it?
.
No?
Very simple, tail cannot move a cat.
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A strange story
Once 4 monkeys came out from jungle and entered into the city,
One of them went in to pizza shop and start eating pizza,
Two of them went into an ice cream parlor,
Fourth one gets a cell phone and now reading this message carefully.
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Get ready and prepare yourself to collect and gather all the happiness of New Year. New Year is a time to party and celebration. Everyone gets holidays to enjoy and welcome new year. This is the time when everyone is free and want to share happiness with each other. But it seems difficult to write new year messages for each friend and family member, but new year sms are available now, so its really easy to wish every friend happy New Year. Its a simple and cheap way to wish and greet your all... Read Full Story
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Dear customer we have processed
your request for making all your dreams true.
You may now enter the land of your dreams,
Enjoy each and every minute of it.
Booom…
OOpes its a dream
Have a blastic Birthday .
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Birthday is a very special gift from GOD.
May God opens the gate of blessings, peace
love and beautiful life.
May you receive all these blessing,
And may all that you want
become yours.
Happy Birthday .
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In a college, pathan said to a girl:
I love you.
She looked at him sarcastically and replied:
I am going to say this to principle,
Pathan said, oh silly girl there is no need to tell him
” I love you” because he is already married.
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Pathan fell into the sea, he shouted for help
but there was no one to help him.
When he was about to drown,
he found a fish in his hand.
He threw the fish towards shore and said;
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I know you are angry, and I know why…
I wish I could take it all back to where
everything was normal and nice between us,
I never wanted to hurt you,
I just want to say sorry,
Please forget all the unpleasant moments.
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You are not talking to me and replying my messages,
Please tell me if I have done something wrong,
Your silence is bothering me,
you have the right to punish me,
But I am sorry if I have hurt you unintentionally.
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A sardar was so much worried and
tensed on his wedding day.
One man asked him the reason.
Sardar replied: My in-laws have asked
to bring few people in wedding ceremony and I do not
Know if I am allowed or not.
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Sardar asked his son:
Why are you arranging these two beds?
Son: Because we have two guests in our home,
one is mama’s brother and second is my uncle (mamo).
Sardar: Then arrange for a third bed too,
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I have remembered the golden time,
when all girls wanted to kiss me.
And I was too shy
because
I was only two years old.
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I am alone here
And no one is watching
Kiss me
What are you waiting for,
kiss me please.
I mean
K = kindly send me
I= interesting &
S= smart
S= sms
So kiss me quickly.
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I feel like heaven
I feel the cold breeze
I feel true happiness
I feel healthy and healed
All my worries
washes away
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No matter how rich we are
Or how stylish is our car
But the size of grave will be same for all of us.
Please offer your prayers before it’s too late.
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Hazrat ALI R.A said
There are three symptoms of ”RIA”.
1: The one who is lazy in his deeds while he is alone
and show efficiency in front of other people.
2: He will become more responsible in his acts if
someone will praise him.
3: His will slow down in his deeds, if someone
will resist him... Read Full Story

