THE GREATEST YEARBOOK LAYOUT DESIGN IDEAWell the word is out. It has been officially confirmed once again that Coca-Cola kill sperm. This based on a 1985 study by Deborah Anderson of Boston University Medical Center. She is quick to point out however that it would never work as a contraceptive because sperm swim too fast. I wonder how fast coke can swim? I’m surprised there haven’t been any organized races of sperm. Think of all the gambling revenue and jobs that could be created. There would... Read Full Story
QUANTAS AIRLINES DON'T FALL DOWNWhat is happening to my favourite airline? Quantas was a company that boasted one of The Greatest safety records in the world and suddenly it seems to all be falling apart. I used to do a considerable amount of business overseas, including trips to that remarkable Australian continent and then back to the Far East. The service was impeccable and I always felt safe.Their safety record is about to hit the skids. The former “safest airline in the world” had to hav... Read Full Story
GREATEST THINGS ABOUT CELL PHONESThank goodness for cell phones. Where would we be today if we couldn’t talk to somebody else at any given moment during the course of the day. Or better yet, how would other people function if they couldn’t continuously talk to us. Everything is so important now that it just can’t wait until we see each other. It is unimaginable to me now that I can go five minutes without somebody having the uncontrollable desire to speak with me. Of course it is always extre... Read Full Story
E. HOWARD HUNT WITH THE GREATEST REMINDERIf you are all done clipping coupons for the weekend and have gotten over the firing of Tony Franklin, give yourselves a few moments of sundown time because here is something to think about.The short story I’m about to share with you has probably been touched upon by the New York Times, the nation newspaper in Nigeria and The Sun newspaper in the United Kingdom. It has probably been thrown around by several major news conglomerates around the world fo... Read Full Story
FAST HICKEY REMOVALFirst off it’s hard to believe anyone would want to get rid of a hickey. In many ways it is symbolic. It is a sign that somebody out there finds you so irresistible that they were trying to eat you. That is quite a compliment. Never has there been a time that I applied a hickey to one lovely lady and then immediately started thinking about examples of sympathy notes. The hickey is delivered in a moment of pure animal instinct. The recipient is targeted as an object of absol... Read Full Story
WHAT IS COKE MADE OF? THE FAMILY KNOWSThere are so many great things a family can do when money is tight. This becomes all the more important during difficult economic times. With gas prices the highest they’ve been in a long time and the housing and mortgage situation screaming for help, it is important to find those quality activities that you can do together as a family. Here are a few suggestions.Gather around the kitchen table with a bunch of things from the fridge and guess their ingred... Read Full Story
HOW-TO GUIDE FOR PASSING THE BARFree dogs and puppies are great. Free kittens and other domesticated pets are also somewhat magical. Medical research has proven that by integrating a dog or cat into your life you reduce the likelihood of stress related illness and it has the potential to lower blood pressure. Studies have shown that working with kittens has even been good for coma patients. I’m not sure exactly what the coma patients are supposed to do.In any event, animals as pets are The Gr... Read Full Story
ONLY ONE MOST VISITED CITY THAT MIGHT BE THE GREATESTThere are many cities around the world that would like to claim that they are the most visited city in the world but the truth is that by process of elimination there can be only one most visited city in the world.At first people may suspect New York could be the most visited city in the world. The knee jerk reaction is the result of an ethnocentric urge that governs a large majority of individuals who are probably reading this. Ethnocentri... Read Full Story
HOROSCOPES AND THE GREATEST FREE ASTROLOGY FOR YOU AND MEHoroscopes will be made available for free on this site on a weekly basis so be sure to check back for the continuing saga that is your astrological destiny.Aries: It would appear that animals are playing a larger role in your life this week than usual. Try to get close to one but not too close. There is no need to worry about that new promotion anymore, you have something more incredible in store. Wear gloves.Taurus: Time to cool ... Read Full Story
HOROSCOPES AND THE GREATEST FREE ASTROLOGY FOR YOU AND MEHoroscopes will be made available for free on this site on a weekly basis so be sure to check back for the continuing saga that is your astrological destiny.Aries: It would appear that animals are playing a larger role in your life this week than usual. Try to get close to one but not too close. There is no need to worry about that new promotion anymore, you have something more incredible in store. Wear gloves.Taurus: Time to cool ... Read Full Story
