Everyone Sent You
Traditional Words About Eid.
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But I'm The Fist One To Send You.
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"MEAT MUBARAK"
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And
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Keep On Eating Different Meat Dishes On This Season. Read Full Story
When you Start Your Day Keep 3 words in Mind.
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1.TRY
2.TRUE
3.TRUST
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Try for Better Future,
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True with your work
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and
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Trust in Yourself
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Then success will be at your foot!
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GOOD MORNING Read Full Story
Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
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Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge. Read Full Story
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
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1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
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Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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Pathan: Al-Quaida. Read Full Story
Chhuri ko Kar Tu Taiz itna,
K Har Takbeer Se Pehlay.
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Bakra Churi Se Khud Puchay
Bata meri Khata kya hai.
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Advance Bakra Eid Mubarak. Read Full Story
Luck and F-ck are Directly Proportional to each Other.
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When Luck favors, You can F-ck the Whole World.
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But
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When Luck Fails, The Whole world begins to F-ck you. Read Full Story
Doctor: Aapke Shohar ko Mukammal Aaram ki Zaroorat Hai.
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Ye Neend ki Goliyaan Le Jayen.
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Biwi: Ye Main Inhain Kiss Waqt Don?
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Doctor: Jab Main Aaon. Read Full Story
In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as drink.
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A vampire ordered Hot Water, all others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water.
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He suddenly took out a used "ALWAYS ULTRA" from his bag & smiled saying:
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"I USE TEA BAGS" Read Full Story
