Paris Hilton’s My New BFF - The Latest Reality TV Abomination
BFF = (best friend forever)  I thought it was a friggin joke. I’m sitting there flipping through channels, and along comes a commercial introducing Paris Hilton’s latest reality TV Show.   As the MTV site says:  ”Rolling with Paris’ inner circle is a pleasure normally reserved for A-list celebrity friends like Nicole Richie and Britney Spears, but Paris has decided that she wants a new BFF — and Paris Hilton always gets what she wants. ” Her “obvious” solution is to get twenty contestants... Read Full Story
It is Friday Bitches!
Just got word from chadinator his internet connection is down. I know pretty scary for a Friday. I’m just taking it upon myself to step in today and drop this for all you hungry to get your Friday kickstarted. Read Full Story
scruffd0g for President: 2016!
Been burning up the Zombie chatlines for a while now with political issues, so I’ve decided to announce my thoughts of running for president in 2016!  Sure, I’m currently underqualified, but there’s plenty of time to fix that! In keeping with the political theme, I’m going to shift my political rants from the previous posts and try to start a semi-regular political post series detailing why the Government sucks, what it’s doing well, and what MY policies would be.  My platform is currently... Read Full Story
McCain: You F’d Me at Hello
John McCain, what have you done?!  I was tuning into the debates last night waiting, watching, wishing for something to happen (cheap Push Stars  reference), and boy did it!  I wanted to hear a firery McCain follow in the footsteps of Palin’s debate performance, and see this old mavericky guy get up on the stage and show the world why he’s better than Obama.  I was so hoping to see him out there kicking ass and taking names. Instead, I got this (debate transcript): “…I would order the... Read Full Story
Pelosi: Another $150 Billion Needed!!
Screw Bush.  Screw Obama.  Screw McCain.  How about we all get together and just send home everyone in Washington that we can this year! USA Today is reporting that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is backing a $150 Billion stimulus package to help the faltering economy.  She says the package would create jobs by investing in public works, increasing food stamps benefits and extending unemployment insurance for the long-term jobless. Then, she said lawmakers need to “hunker down” and look closely... Read Full Story
Obama vs. Pedro
At lunch today I happened across an Obama speech he was giving in Indiana.  It was a good speech.  He had the crowd going along with him, chanting along in-between sentences and phrases, and your could hear the electricity in the crowd. But what kept me listening was the similar theme between his campaign these days and Pedro’s attempt to become student body president in Napolean Dynomite. In one glorious speech, Pedro proclaimed, “Vote for me and all of your wildest dreams will come true... Read Full Story
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Kind of Blue 50th Anniversary Edition
Legacy Records is releasing a 50th Anniversary Edition of the Masterpiece that is known as Kind of Blue. (It’s by Miles Davis but i really did not have to tell you that right?) It comes with all kinds of goodies and extras and first takes etc etc. Get it at amazon for like 80 bucks. Yeah i know it was released in 59, but they want to get a jump and get it out for Christmas I’m sure so since some of the recordings were done in 58 i guess they are just gonna run with it. Not to dwell on... Read Full Story
Yoda For President
My dad sent this to me today.  A picture of Yoda with at quote.     ”Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.”   ~ Yoda If Yoda says it (especially Empire) then these are words to live by.   Anyway, this quote got me thinking.  I’m willing to say that this quote can sum up all the problems we have in our current political world. I’m so sick and tired of Presidents, Congress Men and any other elected officials making false promises, covering their asses with deflection and lying to us.  If... Read Full Story
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