Internet or Global Something

Internet Service Providers can prove many people have difficulty locating what Internet actually is. They receive hundreds of calls daily and can prove that such substance as Internet is still beyond understanding for a certain number of users. Here are some of the most interesting enquiries:

- I’d like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?
- I would like a CD with the Internet on it.
- Can you copy the Internet for me on this pen drive?
- I would like an Internet please.
- I just downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?
- Excuse me, could you sell me an Internet?
- I don’t have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?
- Will the Internet be open on Memorial Day tomorrow?
- We’re getting an Internet from you. Are you guys having any problems sending out your Internets?
- The Internet is running too slow. Could you reboot it please?
- Hi. Is this the Internet?
- Do you own the Internet?
- I broke the Internet! Can you fix it for me?
- I can’t send an email. Is the Internet full?

Some people make cheques payable to the Internet when buying things online.

Problems with email are not rare as well.
A Customer Support Centre received a phone call one day with a complaint that the reply to the enquiry emailed was some satanic message that she didn’t dare to open. On a further investigation it turned out the message received was under a subject “Message from MAILER-DAEMON.”