Eminem gets teabagged by Bruno at MTV Movie Awards

Was it staged or not?

Was the Bruno teabagging real? Or was M&M in on the joke? One things for sure, this ass kissing made the MTV Movie Awards kick ass last night. Now, let’s look at the facts:

Reasons the MTV Movie Awards WAS staged:

1. Bruno was on wires- so that part was definitely planned.
2. How did he drop so conveniently on Eminem? They had to know where he was sitting. They being someone other than Bruno.
3. They zoom in on Eminem’s face right before he falls. Therefore even the camera guys were in on it.
4. M&M, his crew, & Tyrese all moved into position just before it happened.
5. MTV needs ratings, they made Britney kiss Madonna didn’t they?
6. M&M has been doing promos for the awards, he has been at rehearsals, he was part of the show.
7. M has an album to promote & Sacha has a movie to promote.
8. If it wasn’t staged, wouldn’t M&M have punched Bruno? He just sat there for a few good seconds.
9. M is a jokester isn’t he? He loves to poke fun at other people in his songs and have you seen his latest video? Or any of his videos? They are always so comical. Lots of characters.
10. Why would MTV want to upset the man that has the #1 album?
11. MTV is not that dumb to pull a prank on him. They’d lose his videos and would never get another rap artist to go on their shows again. Plus they’d lose 50 (oh brother).

Reasons the MTV Movie Awards WAS NOT-staged:

1. Eminem says “are you fucking serious?”, we can’t hear it but we can see it
2. He also says “Yo, get this motherfucker off of me, man!”  (They can’t say that stuff)
3. M loves gays right? Elton?
4. Noone knows what Zac Efron won.  Wouldn’t they have made it more clear if it were staged?
5. Zac Efron had no idea what the hell was going on.
6. M’s bodyguards did not look like they were faking it and it looked like Bruno got a good beat down.
7. Why the hell would M want a guy’s balls & ass in his face? Who would plan that kind of shit?
8. M&M is a tough rapper who rhymes about murder and drugs. This would ruin his rep.
9. Was Triumph in on this? We all know M&M has a record with not being so nice to MTV.
10. M stormed out (sure looked pissed) and we never seen him again that night.
11. M&M can’t act. We’ve all seen 8 Mile.

Now, the best part is Bruno saying “Is the real Slim Shady about to stand up”. Was it real or not? This might be a debate for ages, but who can say that M&M didn’t have it coming? We’ll find out soon enough when he makes a song rapping about murdering Bruno. Who really wants to buy an Eminem album anymore? Relapse? Recovery? That guy has never been in sober in his life. And nothing says a recovery like an ass in your face.

MTV needs ratings, they made Britney kiss Madonna for Christ’s sake. Eminem has been doing promos for the awards, hes been at rehearsals. Em has an album to promote & Sasha has a movie to promote. If it wasn’t staged, wouldn’t M&M have punched Sacha? He just sat there for a few good seconds. Why would MTV want to upset the man that has the #1 album? Not-Staged: Eminem says “are you fucking serious?”, we can’t hear it but we can see it. He also says “Yo, get this motherfucker off of me, man!” M loves gays right? Elton? Noone knows what Zac Efron won. Wouldn’t they have made it more clear if it were staged. Zac Efron had no idea what the hell was going on. Em’s bodyguards did not look like they were faking it and they beat on Sacha pretty good. Why the hell would Eminem want a guy’s balls & ass in his face? Who would plan that kind of shit? Was Triumph in on this? We all know M&M has a record with being not so nice to MTV. Eminem can’t act. We all seen 8 mile, right? Em stormed out and we never seen him again. Now, the best part is Bruno saying “Is the real Slim Shady about to stand up”. Was it real or not?This might be a debate for ages, but who can say that M&M didn’t have it coming? Who really wants to buy an Eminem album anymore? Relapse? Recovery? That guy has never been in sober in his life. And Nothing says a recovery like an ass in your faceStaged: Bruno was on wires- so that was definitely planned. How did he drop so convientely on Eminem? They knew where he was sitting. They zoom in on Eminem before he falls. Therefore MTV knew what was happening. Eminem, his crew, & Tyrese all moved into position just before it happened. MTV needs ratings, they made Britney kiss Madonna for Christ’s sake. Eminem has been doing promos for the awards, hes been at rehearsals. Em has an album to promote & Sasha has a movie to promote. If it wasn’t staged, wouldn’t M&M have punched Sacha? He just sat there for a few good seconds. Why would MTV want to upset the man that has the #1 album? Not-Staged: Eminem says “are you fucking serious?”, we can’t hear it but we can see it. He also says “Yo, get this motherfucker off of me, man!” M loves gays right? Elton? Noone knows what Zac Efron won. Wouldn’t they have made it more clear if it were staged. Zac Efron had no idea what the hell was going on. Em’s bodyguards did not look like they were faking it and they beat on Sacha pretty good. Why the hell would Eminem want a guy’s balls & ass in his face? Who would plan that kind of shit? Was Triumph in on this? We all know M&M has a record with being not so nice to MTV. Eminem can’t act. We all seen 8 mile, right? Em stormed out and we never seen him again. Now, the best part is Bruno saying “Is the real Slim Shady about to stand up”. Was it real or not?This might be a debate for ages, but who can say that M&M didn’t have it coming? Who really wants to buy an Eminem album anymore? Relapse? Recovery? That guy has never been in sober in his life. And Nothing says a recovery like an ass in your face.